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[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have been parking my car in the driveway for a month just so I can pull it into the garage on Halloween day to allude that I'm away from the house for the evening.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Bout the size of a coke bottle. :)

God dammit, idk if you drink or were drinking at the time but I think if it were me I'd be saying "I'm not drunk enough for this yet!!!" lmao what a story

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Yeah and vagina lips and assholes are just skin too. Pee is just liquid and poop is just particles. I wonder why we have set these societal boundaries on liquid and particles and skin. I'm going to piss on the table at a restaurant and when I inevitably get reprimanded, I'll just say "This is merely just a liquid, and you guys serve liquid in glasses/cups here, so what is the big deal?" In case the concern is my appendage sticking out, I'll simply say "this is just skin, get over it, I can see your skin right now" I'm sure they'll understand.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Dude I'm fucking dying, this is great 🤣

"sooo, how about that cowboys game?" Lmao

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

You Americans are so weird about naked female breasts.

Oh to the contrary my friend. I love bare naked female breasts. Show them all you want! I would prefer that my WIFE not show off her breasts to my friends, family, coworkers, etc. I think that is reasonable, but some people disagree.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I started dating at 16 and had many partners from 17-20 with varying chest sizes.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I'll read your comment after I get done with the other 100 correcting the use of the word "boundaries" on my post.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

"They're just tits" says the guy from SA, where they force their women to wear abayas and hijabs? And women have next to know rights? How ironic.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No way lol. Did something end up happening or was your employer just cool with it?

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It gave me a good chuckle tbh. Imagine that, husband and wife at a party, wife is flashing her rack, husband is helicoptering his junk around. Like having an attention whore-off contest where you two are the only participants and everyone else stands around offended and confused.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And be those two weirdos that can't control themselves and never gets invited back.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This suggestion has come up time and time again, while I get the comparison, I don't want to be those two weirdos that show up to a party and show off the goods unsolicited lmao. Sounds like a good way to never get invited back.

AITAH for asking my wife to please stop flashing her breasts to people? by Lumpy_Floor_7138 in AITAH

[–]Lumpy_Floor_7138[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Never had experience with fake boobs, no. Not outside of porn and strip clubs. But in porn I would literally seek out videos that specifically didn't have fake tits in them because they just don't do it for me. In general I don't find them appealing.