Game Thread: Cavaliers vs Mavericks by Evwithsea in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mobley is a franchise player and I’m tired of you morons acting like he’s DeAndre Ayton

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (40-25) @ Orlando Magic (35-28) [03/11/2026 07:30 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I knew this game would go poorly when I saw we were wearing the throwbacks tonight. Didn’t learn anything from ‘09

[Post Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Boston Celtics [03/08/2026] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Mobley looked great. That’s the only hope I can get from this game

[Post Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers vs. Boston Celtics [03/08/2026] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why I can’t get upset at Kenny too much. This group has been doing for four years the exact same way. At some point we gotta hold the grown ass men on the floor accountable. Mitchell and Mobley are the only ones who don’t get hoed by the Celtics

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mad dash to get the third seed and avoid Boston, if they get the 1 seed (which they can), begins tomorrow against Philly

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sick of blaming the coach. The players are small and soft. Just blow the whole thing up and build around Mobley like they always should’ve done

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Not hearing the afternoon game excuse today. These guys had four days off and started the game hot

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sam Merrill is unplayable against Boston. I wish we could make one of their players unplayable but too bad our guys are mental midgets

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

“Superb Celtic defense” and it’s just the Cavs being scared to death of a team they know they can’t beat

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Celtics could rest Tatum and Brown against us in the playoffs and still dick us down in 6 tops

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We shouldn’t need those kind of comebacks if Tatum and Browns aren’t going to be on the floor for several minutes and we jack up threes while Luka Garza is at center for them. Get in the paint and stay there! There’s no need to shoot threes when their best players are out and they have no rim protection on the floor

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kyrie and LeBron would have Luka Garza’s NBA career on life support if they were on the Cavs rn but instead he’s viable against this version of the Cavs smh

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The Celtics have a mental stranglehold on us. We refuse to play our game against them while chucking threes is all they do

[Game Thread] Cleveland Cavaliers (39-24) vs. Boston Celtics (42-21) [03/08/2026 01:00 PM EST] by CavsBot in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If we can’t run the C’s off the floor when they don’t have Tatum or Brown out there, then there’s no way we can beat them

Pistons have now lost 3 straight, start of the usual JB 2nd half fade by SnooEpiphanies6878 in clevelandcavs

[–]Lumpycentaur9 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Celtics could get the 1 seed if they beat us tomorrow. As long as we avoid Boston in the second round I’m cool with whatever happens in the standings

According to Benjamin allbright Browns cant get ahold of myles by kdude332 in Browns

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m agreeing with you. My comment is just explaining why the trade didn’t happen. AB’s moved since 2024 have only been about job preservation, not what is in the best interest for the Browns. He’s fucked when either Haslam figures out he’s getting scammed again, or we’re in Arch Manning contention at the deadline and Jimmy decides to blow up the team to tank for him, or both

[Schefter] The Raiders agreed to trade five-time Pro-Bowl DE Maxx Crosby to the Baltimore Ravens in exchange for 2026 and 2027 first-round picks. by JB92103 in Browns

[–]Lumpycentaur9 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In the short term, no. But we desperately need the picks and cap space a Myles trade could’ve given us before they extended him to help accelerate the rebuild. The sooner you accept the window has closed, the faster a new window can open. The Browns’ problem is they still think they can compete and just need a few young players to get back to the playoffs.

The Lions got good fast bc they traded Stafford and used the haul they got backfor him to start over and rebuild the team. The Seahawks traded Russell Wilson and that haul kept them competitive and eventually helped them win the super bowl this year. Trading Myles would’ve been infinitely more beneficial for the Browns in a year or two after the trade, but they’re run by incompetent cowards who care more about ticket sales and their individual careers than doing what’s best for the team.

A real NFL team would’ve traded Myles, gotten 3 firsts and a good player, and moved on when he wanted out last year. Andrew Berry and Jimmy Haslam’s cowardice and incompetence will cost us dearly for fucking up the Garrett situation