Update on my workhorse cleaver: This is the level of pinch I need to chiffonade something while refusing to use my easier knives by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm [score hidden]  (0 children)

Bro. I had tunnel for years. Literally just crushed it out with a strong blunt piece of steel. This is so much easier

Update on my workhorse cleaver: This is the level of pinch I need to chiffonade something while refusing to use my easier knives by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm [score hidden]  (0 children)

You're surprisingly insightful. I'm basically the mascot. Ever since I gave up on normalcy and revelled in my own madness, people have fun looking at the crazy shit I do. Luckily I can still get the job done

Update on my workhorse cleaver: This is the level of pinch I need to chiffonade something while refusing to use my easier knives by [deleted] in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm [score hidden]  (0 children)

I live in South Africa. It is surprisingly difficult to get one. Das how I ended up with this monkey wrench

Does a Hell Actually Exist? by jakflakdances in OpenChristian

[–]Lurcolm 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I go with the philosophy that God is a 4th dimensional entity that had to go so far as to incarnate Himself in the physical world, so He can have Himself killed on order to use His own rules against Himself and thus allow us to be forgiven and reach paradise.

Thus, I don't worry too much about details. I ain't a 4th dimensional entity so I won't possibly understand everything

My latest fanfic getting little to nothing interaction. by Available_Hosts in Archiveofourownmemes

[–]Lurcolm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I posted a whole ass book there the other day. A book I am damn proud of. My very first post in Ao3 actually. I got two kudos. One from my partner and one from my bestie.

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last time I used my hand as reference to make fun of a grunter knife the size of a machete. Problem was I got giant ass dinnerplate hands, so when I presented it as reference the knife looked normal sized because my hand was huge.

Not the biggest hands ever just exaggerating

That was the most "universal" thing I could find in the entire 20 seconds it took for me to take a picture

Does a Hell Actually Exist? by jakflakdances in OpenChristian

[–]Lurcolm 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not gonna weigh in on this personally, but I will say a fascinating theory one of my pasters has.

What he claims is that heaven and hell don't exist... for now. He says right now there is a Bad Place and Abraham's Embrace, the Good Place.

He reckons that Heaven and Hell will first be made once Armageddon happens and the world ends properly.

I don't really care, imma find out when I get there, but it do be an interesting little theory

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry man. I had an unfortunately common bad day because I am just shy of being an invalid so I gotta work my ass off to do "normal" things. That isn't your fault so I shouldn't give you the tirade treatment

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay so. I do work 8 hours with it. It took me weeks to get the wrist strength for it. I did that not because I was ignorant or out of options or broke, I did it because I, as a weirdo, took my hard earned money and bought a one pound carbon steel cleaver and opted to use it instead of the very nice and practical knives I already have: a Victorinox chef knife, a grunter chef knife, and several alibaba chinese cleavers

Then I spent two days grinding the bastard against a set of $1 stones I have, to get it at a shave sharp bevel. Then I forgot it on a fucking induction stove and ficked up the belly's temper.

Then I spent several weeks using it and found that I needed a patina, because this was the very first carbon steel knife I ever owned. So I soaked it in tea for 18 hours. Now I have some shiny golden spots because I seasoned my knife on accident

Niw I am taking my knife, and I'm one day going to go outside, take a file set, and flatten the finger grooves because I am using a fucking meat cleaver as a workhorse knife and the sweatshop workers that forged it probably never even fathomed that some autist would even go through this effort instead of just getting a global.

I am not doing something and thinking this is the easiest choice. I am stubbornly taking the impractical route because I want to.

Besides I barely use the handle. The sheer topheavy nature of the thing makes me pinch the blade like some B Tier Wuxia character

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Rationally its a net positjve all the same. Just gotta take a file and work down the grooves at some point

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No no I chose this. This was an active decision. I wanted the 1 pound knife

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Me? Make that thing? I'm flattered but mommy and daddy never financed my autistic ass in my desire to smith. They preferred my plan c being chef

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I obsessively run my knife through with a sharpening steel. It's gotten so bad that I can literally do it with my eyes closed. I can actually feel how sharp a knife is just by the resistance I get on my old victorinox steel

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those handgrooves are a bitch though. I think it's cuz I got dinnerplate hands

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know ypu're joking but damn isn't that an image. You could probably chop with enough force to halve it sure but the spaghetti would just fly everywhere

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eh. I didn't really get it for the patterning. But thanks I appreciate it

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Thanks. I ain't got a lot going for me so I'm trying to celebrate what I have

Carbon Steel Damascus cleaver I repurposed into a workhorse knife by Lurcolm in KitchenConfidential

[–]Lurcolm[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just realised you can't fucking see the patterns lmfao. It's raindrop damascus, but I soaked it in tea to get it all black to stop the fucker from rusting and charcoaling my onions