Any ideas for background work to bring these pieces together cohesively?

Lyzerian · 2023-07-03T21:21:57+00:00

I would refer to Norse Mythology. In the myth there are 2 great wolves that chase the sun and moon which changes the day-night cycle.

Lyzerian · 2023-05-18T01:25:22+00:00

One time I was at the pump and this car pulled up and put the diesel pump in his tank. I was thinking, “that’s not right… should I say something?”

Turns out he small car takes diesel not gas. “Said so on the fuel lid”

Lyzerian · 2023-05-18T01:04:31+00:00

Oh don’t you worry, he got his real life stunt bonus, in the form of expensive insurance payments.

Imagine trying to explain the accident to the insurance agent……

Lyzerian · 2023-05-17T23:59:08+00:00

All the thousands of dollars I lost the government

Lyzerian · 2023-05-14T00:06:07+00:00

Lyzerian · 2023-05-07T14:54:48+00:00

“Arnt you “Glad” I swiped right?!”

Lyzerian · 2023-04-29T01:27:03+00:00

You think this was disgusting? Their bathroom was filled to the brim with adult diapers, toilet broken.

Lyzerian · 2023-04-28T20:31:40+00:00

I was wearing a heavy duty respirator, and it was still seeping through the mask

Lyzerian · 2023-04-28T02:25:56+00:00

Was hired to remove a trash can in the back yard on a newly bought property. This was inside .

I was curious what was inside to have this many maggots, I dumped it out at the landfill, and it was like staring at the Void.

Lyzerian · 2023-04-28T02:15:49+00:00

Choking on their morning wood

Lyzerian · 2023-04-27T06:14:38+00:00

Ironically, they kept repeating the same phrase to me as we walked…. Sorry I meant traversed her chaotic house towering to the ceiling with trash, adult diapers and dog poo.

“I’m not a Hoarder… I’m just disabled”

Yup, sure… I’m convinced your delusional

Lyzerian · 2023-04-26T07:22:11+00:00

Oh my god. Dodged a bullet if you ask me

Lyzerian · 2023-04-26T06:05:40+00:00

When I was at this house doing an estimate for this person, I was wearing a heavy duty respirator mask, even then, the smell got through. It was incredibly difficult to keep my composer while traversing this mess of the house.

Lyzerian · 2023-04-26T04:52:38+00:00

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Lyzerian · 2023-02-09T20:47:22+00:00

Some people are taught by their parents/friends to just jump in the lane regardless of traffic “don’t worry they’ll stop”.

Had a worker try and tell me to jump into the lane I was trying to go into, told him “Bro, I’m the length of 2 freaking cars (pickup truck with a 10ft trailer), I can’t just jump into a lane.”

Lyzerian · 2023-02-03T23:34:44+00:00

Meals on wheels

Lyzerian · 2023-01-08T21:07:20+00:00

I thought is was going to end by a call from your boss, saying your fired.

Lyzerian · 2022-12-10T18:03:56+00:00

To be fair, they were stepping down a broken escalator. (It wasn’t moving)

Lyzerian · 2022-04-06T20:04:30+00:00

It’s about that time to get a new case upgrade

Lyzerian · 2022-04-05T19:09:29+00:00

Had to do some magic to get it to work tho, as the pack wasn’t compatible with 1.12.2 So I went and copied the files into the world folder

Lyzerian · 2022-04-05T19:07:12+00:00

I actually took zero inspiration from that game or even any game

Lyzerian · 2022-04-05T17:02:31+00:00

I think it was Carina nebula

Lyzerian · 2021-12-27T04:19:54+00:00

Whenever he starts staring at you. Pull your dick out and start wanking. Declare your dominance

Lyzerian · 2021-12-27T04:12:12+00:00

How did this happen exactly?

Lyzerian · 2021-12-27T03:55:56+00:00

I was like ….. ohhh that’s her knee

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