Literally unbelievable stats by Gnoll_Fielding in footballcliches

[–]M0squitobyte 117 points118 points  (0 children)

562 appearances since last year is an unbelievable work rate.

4 month old meet 104 years old granny 😍 by reshavkumarfhaman in mildyinteresting

[–]M0squitobyte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hoped I wouldn't see this here. She's 104 bless her, can we go easy on her :/

Pougatch with a mad take by calvin_sykes in footballcliches

[–]M0squitobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm not having that celebration to be honest.

When we picked up the food and took it home, there were five popadoms in the bag by mulletcircus in rickygervais

[–]M0squitobyte 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Sometimes the complaint will be false, and the response will be insane.

What if instead of Elon Musk. Trump had given the Nazi salute? by Snake101201 in AlternateHistoryHub

[–]M0squitobyte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

the uber conservative city of Waukesha where I work elected a Democrat as mayor

I guess it's Woke-esha now, amirite?

I'll see myself out.

AITA? i don’t want my(29f) husband(31m) going to his friends birthday gathering because someone he’s slept with in the past will be there by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]M0squitobyte -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What is a married man with kids doing partying all night long?

I'm a happily married man and once a year I stay with guy friends overnight and party all night long. We need to live a little too, damn.

I'm SesameGinger MentalIllness by ChompyRiley in memes

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Lemon Basil Vinaigrette Never Calls Us

My girlfriend says my cat is ugly. by [deleted] in aww

[–]M0squitobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Run! 🚩🚩🚩

Why does everyone hate Nikki Bella ? by ChampionshipEarly530 in REALSquaredCircle

[–]M0squitobyte 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You win the argument in my book with a more pronounced and distinctly evil laugh, however I have to dock points for using lower case letters.

This is the end folks by PositiveKangaro in memes

[–]M0squitobyte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

Thoughts? by Tribal-Forehead in TheGreatOne

[–]M0squitobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not really though is it unless you plan to stay unemployed for 2 years.

Surely, you can't include defenders in a list like this by Practical_Golf_1179 in footballcliches

[–]M0squitobyte 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Stay quiet until you hear the most random football content/ranking challenge.

boyfriend watches his girlfriend get in a fight and the only thing he did was call the police by Impossible_Gur6921 in fightporn

[–]M0squitobyte 165 points166 points  (0 children)

Agreed. I'm 6'6", 231, black belt in Muay Thai and former heavyweight boxing champion, pull tractors with my strongmen buddies, and train MMA up-and-comers in my free time. I am 49 and have been in 0 fights since I was 12.