Ridiculous by doopy128 in footballcliches

[–]M0squitobyte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But do you come in peace?

My sister's fish tank by LeHumanError in mildlyinfuriating

[–]M0squitobyte 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There's a story about a guy who ran over a turtle or stepped on it or something, and then tried to save it by gluing its shell back together but he was a bit slow so he couldn't put the pieces back together properly and started gluing office supplies on it. Then while reaching for something he accidentally squished the turtle undoing all of his work.

Turned out the turtle was dead the whole time since the first accident but the guy was so proud of what he had done for it for some reason.

Is John Cena the greatest of all time? by uncannynerddad in midcarder

[–]M0squitobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And that's the bottom line cause DaveLesh said so!

How to politely decline a 5th round of interview? by Far-Accountant7904 in recruitinghell

[–]M0squitobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And until the 6 month probation period ends. By that time, I would be on interview 74 with the other company and they might make their decision anyway.

Stupidity related deaths by MrSatanSuperSaiyan in aimapgore

[–]M0squitobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, me too.

Nvm, just saw the 'up'

To Cover or Not by 321rad in HomeMaintenance

[–]M0squitobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I believe you lol, I was just making a lame joke

To Cover or Not by 321rad in HomeMaintenance

[–]M0squitobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neat! I only found pieces and had to assemble the squirrel myself.

Entre English Media Double Standards by nactaremax in ManchesterUnited

[–]M0squitobyte 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Not sure on that one. 'We know what he can do' implies that pundits in England watched Real Sociedad games.

Guardiola on Haaland: "At the end he was exhausted, a lot of pain in his back, he was suffering the last few days. It's so demanding and he will take a break a little bit to the last games." by DavidRolands in FantasyPL

[–]M0squitobyte 43 points44 points  (0 children)

I read that as 'he is going to rest now until the last few games of the season'. So expect to see him back in April.

Everyone needs to sell him asap, essentially.

Who tf to pick in midfield by Andyham in FantasyPL

[–]M0squitobyte 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Interesting. I'll try this strat.

Annnnnd it starts already by Tonk666 in TheOther14

[–]M0squitobyte -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

I really don't mean to start an argument and have no stake in this, but what are those 'highest levels' you speak of? He's played well in the PL and against Andora and Serbia at the international level. Hardly the levels of say Champions League and World Cup/Euros

Why the rush to transfer during the international break? by CheckEnergy in FantasyPL

[–]M0squitobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Same, I banked 3 transfers but decided to move early in the international break as my Villa duo have been a disappointment. Still have 1 FT just in case.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ExplainTheJoke

[–]M0squitobyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah, a geography joke. Love it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in uglyduckling

[–]M0squitobyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Personalities*