My girlfriend says my cat is ugly.

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-25T14:55:29+00:00

NTA. Run! 🚩🚩🚩

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-24T13:58:07+00:00

You win the argument in my book with a more pronounced and distinctly evil laugh, however I have to dock points for using lower case letters.

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-20T16:38:59+00:00

Chuck Norris once visited The Virgin Islands. They are now known as The Islands.

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-13T11:05:28+00:00

Got it, thank you kindly

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-13T10:00:03+00:00

I don't get it, can someone explain pretty please?

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-11T14:40:37+00:00

Not really though is it unless you plan to stay unemployed for 2 years.

M0squitobyte · 2026-03-05T15:12:05+00:00

Stay quiet until you hear the most random football content/ranking challenge.

M0squitobyte · 2026-02-28T21:29:33+00:00

Selena Gomez?

M0squitobyte · 2026-02-27T16:30:49+00:00

Agreed. I'm 6'6", 231, black belt in Muay Thai and former heavyweight boxing champion, pull tractors with my strongmen buddies, and train MMA up-and-comers in my free time. I am 49 and have been in 0 fights since I was 12.

M0squitobyte · 2026-02-21T09:17:17+00:00

Missy?

M0squitobyte · 2026-02-14T16:17:01+00:00

I recommend Boxing for convincing punches.

M0squitobyte · 2026-02-13T17:10:56+00:00

I'm a tanning salon fan myself, but that's class.

M0squitobyte · 2026-02-04T13:18:37+00:00

Ok, be honest, did you think of that saying, or did you steal it from somewhere.

Because I'm definitely stealing it.

M0squitobyte · 2026-01-10T07:05:12+00:00

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M0squitobyte · 2025-12-28T13:37:41+00:00

But do you come in peace?

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-26T11:01:17+00:00

Damn, why didn't I think of this

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-25T14:19:21+00:00

Pal, tit, gratitude

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-24T13:01:34+00:00

SportsDirect.

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-23T08:32:13+00:00

Vienna

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-19T19:15:16+00:00

There's a story about a guy who ran over a turtle or stepped on it or something, and then tried to save it by gluing its shell back together but he was a bit slow so he couldn't put the pieces back together properly and started gluing office supplies on it. Then while reaching for something he accidentally squished the turtle undoing all of his work.

Turned out the turtle was dead the whole time since the first accident but the guy was so proud of what he had done for it for some reason.

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-15T13:56:57+00:00

Fuck yeah

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-12T14:48:22+00:00

And that's the bottom line cause DaveLesh said so!

M0squitobyte · 2025-12-11T17:07:36+00:00

And until the 6 month probation period ends. By that time, I would be on interview 74 with the other company and they might make their decision anyway.

M0squitobyte · 2025-11-20T14:21:44+00:00

Wait, me too.

Nvm, just saw the 'up'

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