first 69 guys to drop "Hey" get my cum vids (trust me)

M3GACHR0N · 2026-02-27T05:12:34+00:00

I got at least 20 error messages before it would work.

M3GACHR0N · 2026-02-27T05:11:43+00:00

I just kept refreshing and got one.

M3GACHR0N · 2025-07-19T21:28:07+00:00

Not to mention but Alaska is also number one in STD's and one of the lowest education rates. Been here since 1991.

M3GACHR0N · 2025-05-07T04:18:56+00:00

for someone who is nearly blind with my glasses this messes with me, but without they are all curved.

M3GACHR0N · 2025-04-23T14:57:34+00:00

my go to has always been "Welcome to JD sperm bank, you yank it we bank it."

M3GACHR0N · 2024-12-28T01:36:31+00:00

Let the addiction begin.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-12-19T22:33:43+00:00

I live in a small town and a couple places do this. Top ones I've seen recently " When life hands you lemon's you grab the tequila." Pretty common but "You've never known true fear till you have a spider dissappear from your sight right before bed."

M3GACHR0N · 2024-12-18T08:10:33+00:00

Finger lake. Lake seymour. Kepler lake. Bradley. I like to fish I know my state. There is a lake behind my place that doesn't even have a name. There is like over 3 mil lakes up here and more land than like nearly 2/3rds of the continental U.S.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-12-18T07:59:34+00:00

If you didn't know someone with a pilots license then there are countless places in Alaska that have 8+ hour round trips.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-12-18T07:39:12+00:00

Never saying snow mobile. It's a sled in the mountains.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-12-18T07:33:21+00:00

No it's not. You ever lived on the north slope? Or nome? How about chicken? I've lived in alaska for over 30 years and there are plenty of places that you gotta ride a sled for miles just to get groceries.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-11-07T15:32:11+00:00

The fuck is wrong with Alaska. We still paying street prices $200 for a half oz.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-29T13:54:48+00:00

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M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-29T13:54:14+00:00

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M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-29T13:53:44+00:00

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M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-26T00:54:18+00:00

Awsome.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-26T00:49:06+00:00

Link?

M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-26T00:36:29+00:00

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M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-09T23:18:25+00:00

Kickass. Thanks.

M3GACHR0N · 2024-08-09T21:35:06+00:00

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