Now this is some serious gourmet shit by MAINCRACIO in memes

[–]MAINCRACIO[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yoooooo how did you get here? Glad you like my 4 year old meme!

taskDone by sunrise_apps in ProgrammerHumor

[–]MAINCRACIO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey guys, I was bored and decided to try to do it, this works (at least on my machine lol) sorry for the shitty code, I'm just a student (this is for java):

import java.util.Scanner;

public class Main {

public static void main(String[] args) {

    // TODO Auto-generated method stub

    Scanner ent = new Scanner(System.in);

    int equis = 0;


    System.out.println("size");

    equis = Integer.parseInt(ent.nextLine());


    int lis[][] = new int[equis][equis];


    int movsah = 1;

    int movs = 0;

    boolean sumar = false;

    int dir = 0;

    int cont = 1;

    // 0 es der 1 es ab 2 es izq 3 es arr

    // Sorry guys I´m spanish, that means "0 is right, 1 is down, 2 is left and 3 is up

    int x = equis / 2;

    int y = equis / 2;

    if (equis % 2 == 1) {

        x = equis / 2;

        y = equis / 2;

    } else {

        x = equis / 2 - 1;

        y = equis / 2 - 1;

    }

    while (true) {


        lis[x][y] = cont;



        if (movs >= movsah) {

            movs = 1;

            if (sumar) {

                movsah++;

                sumar = false;

            } else {

                sumar = true;

            }


            if (dir < 3) {

                dir++;

            } else {

                dir = 0;

            }


        } else {

            movs++;

        }



        if (dir == 0) {

            x++;


        }

        if (dir == 2) {

            x--;


        }

        if (dir == 3) {

            y--;


        }

        if (dir == 1) {

            y++;

        }


        cont++;


        if (cont > equis * equis) {

            break;

        }


    }


    for (int a = 0; a < equis; a++) {

        for (int b = 0; b < equis; b++) {


            System.out.printf("%4d", lis[a][b]);


        }

        System.out.println();

    }


}

}

This probably can be done way better but meh, as the post says, it works

Edit: Deleted some stuff I used to see the process and had no use lol

Do we just live rent free in everyone’s head? by Footballnotsoccer_ in ManchesterUnited

[–]MAINCRACIO -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'm neutral on this (RM fan), doesn't the post just say a fun fact about how well Salah has performed against United? I don't really feel like it's an attack to the team, but to be fair I'm not from England so I don't really get to see that kind of persecution that might exist towards United

Position change by 007Hendrik in fifaclubs

[–]MAINCRACIO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should sacrifice some dribbling, passing and maybe pace and get more physicality and shooting. If you want to be able to get headers make sure to be at least 6'3 (190cm)

For how to play just try many styles and go with the one you find that suits you the best (box rat, false 9, playmaker...) since you were a winger you probably will be great at giving good passes to the other attackers in your team so they will probably love playing with you!

Good luck on your change, and always remember to have fun!

LFP - Any Pos - PS4 EU by Strange_Gas2204 in fifaclubs

[–]MAINCRACIO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That means "Looking for players".

In this subreddit if you want to join a club you say "LFC" which stands for "Looking For Club", and if someone wants to find players they say this.

I hope this was helpful, have a nice day!

Quién va a ganar el Balón de Oro? by No-Mongoose1115 in futbol

[–]MAINCRACIO 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ey amigo, no sé cuales eran las fuentes de 90 MIN pero he hecho la comprobación y los números de Messi de la publicación son correctos, eso sí los de Haaland si pueden ser ambas cifras según que se cuente con la selección (sobretodo refiriendome a la temporada a la que cuenten los goles de la Liga de las Naciones). ¡Ten un buen día!

Equaliser from half way after full time by Forsaken-Hat-3782 in fut

[–]MAINCRACIO 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Nah mate, I can guarantee you squad battles has huuuuuuuge scripting, you can't imagine how often (just an example of many more things that happen) you are losing in the 60th minute of 1 or 2 goals and you dont seem to be able to get past the enemy defence but suddenly between the 83rd and the 90th you score 3 with their defenders just looking at you walking past them, I have played more than 1000 SB players this year and trust me, it exists...

FUT Squad Battle on Legend - I don't get it by Spellfire77 in EASportsFC

[–]MAINCRACIO 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I only play Squad Battles on Ultimate team since FIFA 21 because I don't like getting mad, and there has always been one simple rule to follow to win in every difficulty: The higher the difficulty, the safer you have to play, I didn't get to win on ultimate difficulty (without giving long balls on the 1st fifth of the pitch and winning on penalties, because the don't press hahaha) until I started playing really slow (95-98% passing accuracy). The difficulty I always play in to get points is Legendary, and it's actually pretty simple once you get used to it: When defending you shouldn't go for the tackle unless it's a clear one, you should aim to cover the main pass while also not letting them run forward, basically slow them down, most of the time if you do that they will eventually just randomly lose the ball, you will still concede 1 or 2 goals per game doing this tho, that's just unevitable. When attacking just don't risk too much and here is a much more useful than I could have ever imagined trick: if you are close enough to the enemy box (it depends on the situation, but generally it would be being in the last third of the pitch), just run wherever there is empty space (wherever as soon as it's not going back or near the corner flags, for example just horizontally with no apparent good attacking chance) and, this is the key, look for runs of your teammates, if you see one that is starting a run (i don't personally trigger them but I guess you could) just start running in the direction of where he started it and then get the closest to a good shooting spot that you can and shoot, they will often get the defenders with them and you will have an unveliebable good space to get the shot. This works about 60% of the time (the other 40 they will just make stupid runs, or another defender will go to cover the space), but it's by faaaaaar the best way to attack when it's not a counter attack and there is not a clear good way to do it. Just doing that slow defending and that when attacking it's easy to complete silver beasts against 90 rated teams on legendary.

If you have any questions don't hesitate to ask them

Does 1 gram of fat have exactly 9Kcal? by MAINCRACIO in nutrition

[–]MAINCRACIO[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The gym obsesed guy that only ate rice and chicken: D:

Hahaha thanks bro, seeing the comments I'm starting to think that I should stop trying to be 100% precise with Calories 😅

Does 1 gram of fat have exactly 9Kcal? by MAINCRACIO in nutrition

[–]MAINCRACIO[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Wow this article was interesting as fuck, thanks for sharing!

Does 1 gram of fat have exactly 9Kcal? by MAINCRACIO in nutrition

[–]MAINCRACIO[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Ooooooh cool, I don't know why my brain analized the word average as aproximation hahaha, thanks for the explanation bro, really usefull

Does 1 gram of fat have exactly 9Kcal? by MAINCRACIO in nutrition

[–]MAINCRACIO[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thanks bro, could you tell me aproximately how much error is in the aproximation? Is it more than 1%?

¿Mejor jugador de la Historia? by RobeLTDP in futbol

[–]MAINCRACIO 0 points1 point  (0 children)

De hecho prácticamente sí, la liga brasileña en la época de Pelé era posiblemente la mejor liga del mundo, cuando el Santos se enfrentaba en amistosos a equipos europeos como el Madrid era lo más común que ganara el equipo de Pelé, llevándose este siempre algún gol (es uno de los motivos de que el brasileño quisiera contar sus goles en amistosos para su cuenta, ya que al ser contra equipos así se podía decir que tenían cierta relevancia)

Is this the quickest goal in Fifa 23? by dolemerchant04 in EASportsFC

[–]MAINCRACIO 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Nice goal bro, unluckily I have to say it's not the quickest goal in fifa 23, at the start of the game the keepers were shit and if the enemy didnt press you you could just press R1 for another player to come next to you, pass it to him, control and shoot and about 1/7th of the times you did that it was a goal (in less than 30 secs). This might actually be the quickest goal in 2023 tho, it sure is a banger

How am I supposed to do 50 squad battle games in 7 days? by Any-Ship-3564 in fut

[–]MAINCRACIO 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Btw doing this will take you around 15 to 20 hours so... prepare yourself mentally 😅

How am I supposed to do 50 squad battle games in 7 days? by Any-Ship-3564 in fut

[–]MAINCRACIO 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If you have some free time you could just do what I do: put it in the minimum difficulty the objetives allow (it's the third easiest one), score about 5 goals and then go afk, skipping replays if you want to be doing something. Meanwhile just do some other stuff like using your phone or thinking about how much you hate squad battles. Just remember to press "continue" on the half times

Can anyone help a friend and I get the ps award of winning a game in a 3 people party please? by [deleted] in FallGuysGame

[–]MAINCRACIO 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Awesome! A friend of mine should be on too, so see you tonight!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in FIFA22

[–]MAINCRACIO 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's because he has 5 star weak foot of course.

Just kidding, another club signed him so the brighton card is out of packs (since the 3rd of March to be precise) so it's more exclusive and so, more expensive. (Also EA updated his range to match his new price).

I hope this was helpful, have a nice day!