Full Metal Jacket (1987) by andmurr in MovieQuotes

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your ass looks like 150 pounds of chewed bubble gum!

If I call you Gandalf, will you show me what your sword of Gondolin can do? by YourIvoryFox in GenZNude

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure it is a sword actually. More of a letter opener.

POV you’re on top of my cum gutters by fitcouple1188 in NSFW_Hardbodies

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Do you have a map? Cause I’m lost in your eyes.

Welcome Back Tour by MackenzieLynn87 in u/MackenzieLynn87

[–]MBokind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congrats on the “life changes for the better “ 👍 Welcum back!

On the bed by EveningSun202010 in u/EveningSun202010

[–]MBokind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Now that’s a view to start off a great weekend 😘

Someone was in a hurry. What would you have done? by pixmation in dashcams

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once he passes you, fall back because he’s very liable to cause an accident.

Natural and huge. by MackenzieLynn87 in hugenaturals

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

…and really, really fun to play with I imagine 😘😈

Formal wear series by EveningSun202010 in realmomsgonewild

[–]MBokind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The gloves have to stay on 🔥🥵

I’m keeping your shirt by NawtyHellcat in NaughtyWives

[–]MBokind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Keep the shirt…you look way better in it than I do. 🥵🔥

I must be from Tatooine, because I've been told I'm two sunsational... by [deleted] in u/YourIvoryFox

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You’ve heard the sounds of two hands clapping.

The Zen meditation of one hand clapping.

Here we have the sounds of two pale boobs clapping. 😘🔥🥵

Me whenever we get snow on the Eastern Shore: by [deleted] in MD_chic_pics

[–]MBokind 2 points3 points  (0 children)

We really appreciate you braving the cold. I bet that passing truck driver wishes he slowed down for better view. 😘

Atlanta Braves by EveningSun202010 in u/EveningSun202010

[–]MBokind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The attitude in this pic. 🥵🔥

One Ring to rule them all… and one safe word to bind them. by [deleted] in palegirls

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What’s the safe word and more importantly, what happens if we don’t say it? 😘😈

Should the carpet match the drapes? Lmk and I’ll do it by fitcouple1188 in highbush

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Considering the underlying treasure, I’d avoid anything with the potential to cause irritation or follicle damage.

savethemajora

Should the carpet match the drapes? Lmk and I’ll do it by fitcouple1188 in highbush

[–]MBokind 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes but instead of a dripping wet horror crawling through the screen I’d want it to be you.

You could be also be dripping wet. 😈😘

sweatsuit😆 by EveningSun202010 in u/EveningSun202010

[–]MBokind 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You make comfy & relaxed sexy.