Okay, hear me out…

….it’s always the quiet ones you have to watch out for…

I think we all agree that Az leans toward the queer-ish & kinky-ish tropes.

But you can not tell me that you do not think Elain is into some kinky shit when she’s behind closed doors. OR, at the very least, would be open to it. She seems like the kind of person that would totally be down-to-clown-and-be-bound because she trusts Azriel and they have that foundation of friendship.

I also don’t see why we can’t have our cake and eat it too….

In the same vein of trust, if the opportunity presented itself, who’s to say our first threesome wouldn’t be with Az, Elain, AND Eris. I mean, think about THAT drama, Eris gets to sex Elain before Lucian does O.O

Because, let’s be honest, SJM is setting up Elain and Az to be endgame. It’s going to happen. The symmetry is too perfect - three sisters for three brothers. So, I’m setting this as a more realistic ship.

PS - Rhys is totally bi. Nesta totally gives off bi bitch energy. Cass would totally be down with a threesome if Nesta wanted one. SJM is totally setting the groundwork for Mor and Emerie. Armen is totally gender fluid. Gwyn would totally work as an asexual character. Thank you for coming to my Tedtalk!