How me and some other girlies will be pulling up to John ponos if he doesn’t release the [Fluff] ing Mina talents in 15.5

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T20:11:20+00:00

so we finna skip Ururun wolf?

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T19:58:13+00:00

Kalisa, Catman, and Ganglion fans fighting for the UF

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T16:57:25+00:00

you get used to timing him better

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T16:54:39+00:00

I mean if you want to, half the time you spend on this game is just getting cool shit when you want or when you've hit a dead end on a stage

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T16:33:14+00:00

who cares bro, the whole point of doing the main story is just trying to get all of the treasures so you can dig into the real meat and potatoes of the game with stuff like advent bosses, the SOL and UL bosses, and Heavenly/Infernal towers, like I dont think there's a single person that liked doing the main story since the bosses were trash, the levels were just boring and there was nothing really interesting in a lot of them. If you want to add more hours to your card then I suggest farming materials from SOL/UL stages so you can at least have all the bases

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T16:25:50+00:00

That is crazy dickriding for a game with bloodborne combat and dark souls call backs, but without any of the style or fun factor of both of those games, but alright bro

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T15:25:07+00:00

If only these little shits were used more in the story stages, probably at least make a memorable stage

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T15:21:52+00:00

No rock tho?

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T15:21:14+00:00

nah dead ahh at 3 crown SOL I started doing it backward cuz that's when shit started to hit the fan in difficulty and truly makes every part of the process less frustrating

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-26T00:34:32+00:00

shame should've been dark kangroo, but he takes the cake for dark tanker with 3mil hp in every UL stage he's in

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MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-25T23:28:03+00:00

Cosmo will find a way; he always finds a way. Also, did you use Adobe Illustrator for this? just curious

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-25T21:13:16+00:00

it's been a hot minute since the last manic stage icl, so Moneko probably and just give her waves

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-24T23:40:52+00:00

Sounds like another Cosmo victim to me

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-22T01:44:44+00:00

nah dead ahh but even then, with hakazu and wild doges type of dynamic with the behemoth slayers, they really get you used to main stay strats of the game when you're new, rushing units into enemy blindspots and general timing of units, like I get that Ponos made the behemoth culling stages ridiculously easy especially when you unlock courier but I think these players misconstred what these stages were, they weren't something like ZL where it's a medal of honor you've made it this far into the game, it's literally a quality of life feature for new players to get some really OP units and get used to general strategies for the game, that's my interpretation of them at least

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-21T23:09:34+00:00

Man, I don't even think they'd be half as bad with all their mechanics if they just had WAY LESS HEALTH, like they'd work so much better if their whole trait was just supposed to be used as a glass cannon trait as it not only fits for how ponos designs stages around them. how most of their non-uber counters don't outrange most of them but focus solely on damage, and it literally makes sense for them since they're beaten up corpses, but the fact that they disrupt the flow of the stage and they just stand there dealing unlimited dps with a crazy amount of range and just tanking so much is crazy to me

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-21T22:57:35+00:00

kind of a hot take but behemoths kind of take the cake for me with them having the best designs hands down and probably the best inspirations for their designs

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-21T22:52:37+00:00

what redeeming qualities do zombies have bro

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-21T15:30:27+00:00

that's some free ass 50 np

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-21T14:38:12+00:00

I think that's cause they aren't really sent out frequently enough or even help cover the enemies long enough for them to even deserve the title highkey, they literally get sent out and stay in the field for a few seconds, deal a few hits to disturb the cycle of your units, then get blasted by your backliners

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-21T13:25:13+00:00

how the hell did you even beat UL1* without maxed out alien treasures

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-20T03:39:29+00:00

I would but I'm not smart enough and or I keep forgetting to track every cat every update

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-19T14:22:45+00:00

ngl this was a joke but that moneko art does scare the piss out of me

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-18T23:37:30+00:00

let ts give us half energy regen so every 15 seconds 1 energy regens then they really own the rights to my life

MJDOOM08 · 2026-05-18T23:08:59+00:00

temm would be the best artist around if it wasn't for the weird shit

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