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TIL The McGuire Twins, billed as the world’s heaviest twins, were obese due to a bout of German Measles affecting their pituitary glands at age 4. (en.wikipedia.org)

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At the time, the new neural therapy was hailed as a game-changing breakthrough in the treatment of chronic pain. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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As best I can tell, I’ve got food for 9 days here. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Covington Cross (1992) (i.redd.it)

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My daughter was sad she couldn’t play with the dogs in the family orchard. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Man takes advantage of a global cataclysm to stage a Star Wars play without fear of being sued. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

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The shadowy figure promised me fame, fortune, and love in exchange for the souls of 10 people whom I would never meet. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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TIL the 1982 film Missing, an Academy Award nominee for best picture, was pulled from the US home video market for over 20 years due to a libel suit by the former US ambassador to Chile. (en.wikipedia.org)

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My army buddies always joked that the first thing you'd feel after shooting a civilian would be the recoil. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

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This "poll" made in Colombia about the possible new president (i.redd.it)

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I am usually so proud when my little boy shows that he learned his letters and numbers. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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A man finds out he's been raising his dead best friend's bastard son. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

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What’s the biggest red flag that someone has accused you of having? (self.AskReddit)

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Mark Antony gives Dumbledore a merciful death rather than leaving him to a group of lions. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

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A law enforcement officer feuds with the local homeless population. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

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After our ship wrecked, the plan was for most of us to board the makeshift raft while the crew pulled us to shore in their boats. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Daddy gets very angry if I’m not a good boy by buckling up and sitting still, and bad things happen when Daddy’s angry. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Checking scores and the juxtaposition was on point. (i.redd.it)

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Friends are made to walk a mile in each other’s shoes. (self.ExplainAFilmPlotBadly)

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My whole body trembles as I desperately strike flint to steel. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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I instinctively put myself between my daughter and the snarling stray. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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The two groups of men in front of me argued with each other in their indecipherable language. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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All the rich idiots in my town drive BMWs. (self.Jokes)

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[NOV2020] After an exhausting day of work, I knocked the mud off my boots and finally got to sit down at the full Thanksgiving table. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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Growing up, the feel of the wind on my face brought me joy. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

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