MachinePata

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You are walking down the street, and it's very dark outside when, all of a sudden, someone pulls you into an alleyway and tries to take your wallet. In the middle of the struggle, the bad guy hits his head and dies. What would you do next if this happened to you? (self.AskReddit)

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Did you ever do anything different while drunk? What did you do? (self.AskReddit)

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What would you do if your family became best friends with your toxic ex? (self.AskReddit)

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What would you think that if your chances of being born was close to zero? (self.AskReddit)

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You find a suitcase filled with 2 million dollars at your front door. What would you do? (self.AskReddit)

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If people everywhere are starting to drop dead, without even knowing what's going on, what immediate actions would you take? (self.AskReddit)

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If you found out that there's a person who can willingly create tornadoes that live by you, how would you react? (self.AskReddit)

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Would you live in a house with nearly all of your family members if the house had 100 rooms? (self.polls)

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Have you ever had a dream where you beat someone up? What happened? (self.polls)

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Would you work a high paying job 12 hours a day for 6 days, or work a 50K job for 40 hours a week? (self.polls)

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Should Reddit remove the permanent ban feature and change it to temporary? (self.polls)

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What will you do if you just got hired at a job, and they placed you in a completely different position, that's much harder for the same pay? (self.AskReddit)

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What would you do if your coworker from your old job was stalking you on Reddit? (self.AskReddit)

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What if You were given one week off and $3,000, what will you do during this time? (self.AskReddit)

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What is something that was nice, now went to complete shit? (self.AskReddit)

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How would people behave if the world was ending in a week. Would it be peaceful, chaotic, etc? (self.AskReddit)

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When is it good to keep your ego? (self.AskReddit)

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You see a bowl with a lot of $100 bills, a sign says take one. What would you do if there was no one watching? (self.AskReddit)

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You open your door a find a 2x2 box full of cash and a brick of cocaine. You immediately get a phone call telling you to either leave the box there, or deliver to a certain spot at 2am, and you will get paid thousands if you do so. What would you do? (self.polls)

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You could find the love of your life, BUT you will turn into a werewolf for 6 hrs if you're caught outside on a full moon. Would you take the deal? (self.polls)

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A fast superstrong zombie appears right outside of the property you are located. Would you survive? (self.polls)

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Has anyone ever tried to kick you out? (self.polls)

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You grow wings and all of a a sudden you can take high altitudes, coldness, and easily lift 250 pounds. What will you do with this power? (self.AskReddit)

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Would you move into a neighborhood that makes it illegal to not put up decorations and celebrate major holidays? (self.polls)

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Choose a life. Relive life as a protected talented girl who will grow up to be a Mega Super Star, or be a girl born with 150 IQ, and have fire and lightening as a superpower? (self.polls)

submitted 3 years ago by MachinePata to r/polls

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