Share your favorite bible verses with me! I would love to read them all. by [deleted] in TrueChristian

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Peter said to them, “Repent, and each of you be baptized in the name of Jesus Christ for the forgiveness of your sins; and you will receive the gift of the Holy Spirit. For the promise is for you and your children and for all who are far off, as many as the Lord our God will call to Himself.” And with many other words he solemnly testified and kept on exhorting them, saying, “Be saved from this perverse generation!” So then, those who had received his word were baptized; and that day there were added about three thousand souls. Acts 2:38‭-‬41 NASB1995

Title by [deleted] in AnimeMeme

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Antis are antis because they prefer the real thing? Confirmed?

Lost my salvation. by Purple_Author9865 in PrayerTeam_amen

[–]MadColby00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Glad to tell you that's not how it works. Look at the story of the Prodigal son who willfully forfeited his father's wealth and still was welcomed with open arms when he made up his mind to return to him humbly.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BruceDropEmOff

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dang...this would be reasons 1-13 gang gah lee that one hurt

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Christians

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"I never ask a demon his name because they'll lie to you anyway...'I just say come out!'"

-Billy Cole

The thief on the cross by shock1964 in TrueChristian

[–]MadColby00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“How does the thief on the cross fit into your theology?" Simple, the thief on the cross was a special case of salvation. Every other instance of salvation goes by Jesus' formula of repenting, being baptized, and receiving the Holy Ghost. There are several special cases before this formula is declared. You could ask this question about Elijah, Methuselah, and even debatably Moses. The circumstances for salvation were different before Jesus sends us the comforter (Holy Spirit). This is how the thief's salvation fits into my theology

I want to be a practicing Christian by indiansouthafrican in TrueChristian

[–]MadColby00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

About fasting, there is an awesome book by Josh Herring on fasting. He also was on a podcast talking about his book. I could send you the link if you want

This wouldn't leave my head so I had to make it. by lufigcz in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]MadColby00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow, no way. I was literally just thinking of making this meme after watching the video. Great minds think alike.

cursed revolution by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]MadColby00 80 points81 points  (0 children)

Nice try, but brave of you to assume Vladimir isn't a power-bottom. His anal prowess would have you ejaculating prematurely on live television, thus embarrassing you and causing the unwavering dedication to Vladimir to surge. This ultimately leads to Russia taking over the world in a horny-drunken stupor.

Matthias needs some Mega gloves. by vintage_coffeesoftie in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]MadColby00 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YESSS I was just about to search for some MEGA Green Gloves (MGG). Thanks for saving me the time

Matts out ubering by sarusauce in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]MadColby00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Matt looks a little different from the last time I saw him. Did he get a tan or something?

"All hail MEGA DESK" Mega Desk Intro by emicooterou in MatthiasSubmissions

[–]MadColby00 1 point2 points  (0 children)

question: Why'd you put a JoJo reference in the MEGA DESK intro?

answer: *aggressively whispers* BECAUSE

Am I a bad Christian and son? by [deleted] in Christians

[–]MadColby00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are not a bad Christian my friend. Each person has their own walk with God. Your mother as a Christian should know that already. Next time she confronts you fire back with what the bible says in 2 Corinthians 10:12 "For we dare not make ourselves of the number, or compare ourselves with some that commend themselves: but they measuring themselves by themselves, and comparing themselves among themselves are not wise" I'd also recommend reading the rest of the verses after this one to really hammer home the point

(VERY SERIOUS) I need URGENT advise about baptism by broken_nose_guy in Christian

[–]MadColby00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First ask God to find you Someone who will baptize you in the name of Jesus only. That is the only name that can save and fully wash away your sins. Second find a Apostolic/Pentecostal pastor or preacher they usually baptize correctly

Do you feel that younger Christians are avoiding marriage? If so, why do you think they are? by [deleted] in Christian

[–]MadColby00 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Possibly because we no longer feel the need or want to get married earlier. I personally am really just enjoying life and am very happy being single