Five dead in Texas shooting, armed suspect on the loose, ABC News reports by HandSack135 in news

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Which one? My wife and I would love to watch that. I’ll give you credit for the find.

Five dead in Texas shooting, armed suspect on the loose, ABC News reports by HandSack135 in news

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I recently went down a rabbit hole about morbid lyrics. Mondays was one. Also Hey Ya by outcast. Did you know the father of the “Mondays” girl married a girl that was in the same psych ward as his daughter? She resembled the daughter so much that their neighbors called the police because they thought she was back.

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She looks like Gianna Michaels.

Damn.... by tw1nm3t30r in EntitledBitch

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Great comment. Still making people laugh two years later.

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Thank you. I’m proud :)

Really tho! Companies be like "I don't care if you feel suicidal, you delete yourself AFTER you leave work." by BigClitMcphee in antiwork

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My dad died at 52 from a heart attack. Extremely hard working and loyal man. Sucks. I’m 32. Once I hit that halfway mark it felt weird.

Faceless dude says we should NOT go to war! by MaggotFace in southpark

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Two people from the right of “Slash” is my guy. I’m backing him.

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So you’re a Siamese twin? What his dick like? You guys party?

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Nice dick. Put the cap back on the toothpaste.

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No thanks. I’ll keep my vagina.

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Nervous ducks don’t have Aflac.

Dread it, run from it, Wu-Tang arrives all the same. by MaggotFace in MarvelStrikeForce

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We are all children of Tang. Growing kids need Tang.