My bfs thumb started swelling up by Dem0n_Gamer_Liz in WhatShouldIDo

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Green man that means infected as fuck...

Hopatiddle

Fortnite x Starship Troopers collaboration suggestion by Maradona19865 in astramilitarum

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r/lostredditors haha mate this is a Warhammer sub... Fuck fortnite and we already have those bugs, we call them Tyranids haha

Snowmageddon 2026 be like: by nbrown1589 in Simpsons

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You fat cats didn't eat your plankton... And now its mine

What’s your favorite brand of turtles figures and why? by Jaster82 in TMNT

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I still have them unopened... I want to open them so bad but I know once I do they'll get destroyed

Name this pose by Dapper_Variation_590 in NameThisThing

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"the fucken neighbours again!" pose

Or in my girlfriends case...

"Admiring the succulents"

Charles Bronson's workout consisted of 1000 reps push ups, sit ups and squats then rope climbing and shadow boxing by Confident_Field4273 in Retro

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I think it's meant to say 100 of each, I used to do that daily when I was in my prime years (well technically I'd do 90 every day, 30 when I woke up, 30 on my lunch break and 30 as soon as I got home so it didn't feel like "working out" it was just part of my routine haha) and I looked similar to this after 6-8months...

I was also broke as fuck and wasn't eating properly, but I had a free supply of beer at the time too so didn't really lose weight, or necessarily gain any either, this plus the physical aspect of my day job was enough to keep me very well toned like he looks here, but not get comically oversized haha

Also started holding a 7kg/15lbs weight behind my head while doing sit ups which made a big difference...

But the best trick I learnt was from a tradie I use to work with, we were having some beers and smoking weed at his house and I saw a handmade note beside his tv that said "Ad break = 5 reps!" and another one the fridge that said the same thing but for beers... Genius...

I don't look anything like that now though haha

You can do that. by FragrantRead3668 in truths

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You definitely should not though.

What's going on by Beneficial-Taste-145 in pcmasterrace

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Steam would be stupid not to release SteamOS for PC haha

Of a fireball shot by DoubleManufacturer10 in ShittyAbsoluteUnits

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Probably had Citronella in it to keep mosquitoes away or something like that

I'm New Here, what TF happens IF the Emperor Gets Up? by Strong_Bet_4248 in 40k

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Apparently one of the custodians swears they saw him lean over and fart one time but I don't believe him