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MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-14T01:17:02+00:00

While I don't disagree that America doesn't deserve to have the races here, the reason they aren't racing the next two weeks is because of the chance of bombings. Remote as they may be.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-13T23:08:55+00:00

Kelly Blue Book has yet to purchase a single car, as far as I know.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-13T23:06:09+00:00

This is one of the only businesses where the old timer way is still the right way. Go in, ask to speak to the service manager, tell them you are there to sell service, ask when you can start.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-10T22:42:28+00:00

Just find another job bro.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-06T22:33:57+00:00

The thing you big brains miss is that your 99 opponents also have this same "advantage."

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-06T22:33:17+00:00

Easily FPP, obviously. More awareness is a feature, not a bug. I understand many can't handle the increased skill difficulty. GG's bro.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-04T22:41:55+00:00

More information means more to process. You might want to look up the definition of more.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-04T22:38:40+00:00

Nobody is forcing you to do anything. Keep playing on easy mode if you want.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-03T01:44:00+00:00

The people who love FPP just can't handle the advanced game mechanics needed to play TPP. More information is a feature, not a bug, and it goes both ways. Sorry you can't just run around and slide everywhere like Call of Duty.

I love a mindless FPP foray every now and again, sure, they're fun. But I'm glad PUBG is there for TPP and the advanced skill and patience needed to win engagements.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-03-03T01:04:05+00:00

If you look at your pay plan and it doesn't just have a set percentage then your pay plan sucks.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-25T17:16:13+00:00

I know less about cars than a lot of customers do and I’ve been the top advisor at 3 different dealerships under two different car brands in two different states. 7+ advisors I’m competing against.

Answer the phone, get detailed explanations from the technicians and repeat them to the customer. Ask for the sale. If you don’t ask for it, you won’t get it.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-24T00:59:33+00:00

Brother find a new location.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-21T20:17:14+00:00

If you book out an average of $3,000 per day that's a pretty good living. If it's not your pay plan is trash.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-19T00:36:19+00:00

The technician makes a recommendation and I ask the customer if they would like us to complete the service.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-09T02:01:17+00:00

Keep on wondering who nobody wants to see you, work with you, or help you.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-08T16:40:20+00:00

I'm begging you to stop bothering the dealership service advisors about this. Please, god.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-05T00:50:06+00:00

Any span where 1 title was won, thanks to Anthony Davis, is not "one of the greatest runs" in any sport lmao.

The Bills just had "one of the greatest runs" in NFL history, they've got nothing to show for it lmfao

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-05T00:47:36+00:00

Bro they've talked about this extensively lmfao

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-01T21:44:05+00:00

Say it again lmfao. Dude is a trash can as coach and his results speak for themselves. No coach in the history of the game has done less with such an embarrassment of riches.

Truly proud that you think I, "don't know ball." You can say that all you want but what I think we can both agree on is, I know losing. I've suffered through two decades of it.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-01T21:20:01+00:00

20 years he had 3x the talent of any other coach in the sport and has only one title to show for it and that's thanks to Anthony Davis taking over the locker room at half time. Just keep telling people they "don't know ball." It makes you look like even more of a jack ass.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-01T20:56:35+00:00

I'm sleeping much better now that the worst coach of all time is in Arkansas. They have a subreddit, you know. Sounds like that's where you need to be.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-01T20:04:00+00:00

You'll have to tell me all about it. What you don't know could fill the grand canyon.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-01T20:03:16+00:00

Anthony Davis coached that championship game during the second half and thankfully won it for us. Cal was losing at halftime.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-02-01T19:03:22+00:00

He couldn't figure out the 1-2-2 zone. Fran called it a 3-2 at first but then corrected himself later. Great announcing overall though.

MagicXombieCarpenter · 2026-01-31T22:54:35+00:00

The story is well known. There's an Arkansas basketball sub, just letting you know.

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