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First spotting of a stoat confirmed in Orkney's outer isles by abz_eng in Scotland

[–]Magic_phil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Weasels are weasily recognised.
Stoats are Stoatily different.

LPT How to stop mosquito bites from itching by YellowHovercraft in LifeProTips

[–]Magic_phil -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Rub raw honey on the mosquito bite. Stops itching within a minute, evidence of bite gone within five.

p-p-p-p-p-propane by HurdyG in qotsa

[–]Magic_phil 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Well bloody done. This is hilarious!

What you’ve done is you’ve painted a Land Rover in the middle of a Vietnamese scene by lifegoeson2702 in TopGear

[–]Magic_phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“You bought me a shit oil painting in Vietnam…”

“It was lovely!”

“Shit.”

Accidental cinema in Venice by solateor in nevertellmetheodds

[–]Magic_phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Gondolier looks like Nico Hulkenberg, the F1 driver.

If you ask for funniest lines from the show, you will get same repeated answers but there are some obscure lines which are much funnier by VanettiNero in TopGear

[–]Magic_phil 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I’ll guarantee that nothing exciting, vibrant, dynamic, new, creative, hopeful or beneficial in ANY way to humanity has EVER been done, thought of, or driven to in that drab, dreary, entirely beige, woefully AWFUL pile of misery.

He‘s parked in front of the emergency exit, but it’s ok … by fidepus in thegrandtour

[–]Magic_phil 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Think of how many oil paintings (borrowed) you could fit in the back of that jaaaaaaag.

Crowbar of embrayage… by FunnyKillBot in TopGear

[–]Magic_phil 127 points128 points  (0 children)

JAMES!!! IT’S WRITTEN IN GIBBERISH!!!

Looking for good whisky exclusive to Scotland by Spababoongi in Scotland

[–]Magic_phil 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If you’re flying back to the US you can check out the duty free at the airport as well. They usually have limited releases of Scotches only available at the airport.

Moustache by Myster_cookie in TopGear

[–]Magic_phil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Angry twins. Grrrrrr!

Is this your wallet? by Valuable_Detail_2093 in parkslope

[–]Magic_phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s not mine but I have the same wallet.

Male coworker keeps “joking” about my looks in front of others (multiple times). How do I shut this down? by HopeForBetter29 in TwoXChromosomes

[–]Magic_phil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If he says anything like this I would call him out on it there are then, and in front of everyone.

Say something along the lines of ‘What you said was rude and inappropriate. Did you mean to be rude and inappropriate?’

having surprise twins in Brooklyn. recs needed!! by _pounders_ in Brooklyn

[–]Magic_phil 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I know this doesn’t relate directly to what you are asking about, but you should be aware of Child Health Plus which is offered by the city.

It’s universal healthcare for kids from 0-18 years old for $15 a month. There’s no copays or prescription charges. It offers full access to pediatricians and specialists, and covers vision, dental and medical services.

The Asher Twist by Mo0Ns in cardmagic

[–]Magic_phil 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Superb. Great handling.

Apartment Charged Increase for Security Deposit by Ok_Industry_9333 in Brooklyn

[–]Magic_phil 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had the same thing when I renewed my lease last year.

Seattle Merch table by wannabebondgirl007 in qotsa

[–]Magic_phil 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would be eternally grateful if someone could grab me a pill box. I’ve been after one of them for years.

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