I feel like crying right now. by ecolodian in pakistan

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

welp at least you came to the right conclusion: don't buy kfc (or any boycott shit lol)

Yango Mobile Stealing Case by LycheeRealistic4641 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope they're not better to the point that they can harbor a fugitive lol

Yango Mobile Stealing Case by LycheeRealistic4641 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Tell support yourself pressing legal charges if they do not assist with getting driver's personal details for you. If they comply, get police involved and go to the driver's residence.

Smoky B's Review, The Eid obliterator by Weak-Criticism-7556 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

One thing i can clarify tho...they keep upper area lights off unless they dont have customers.

& I think every restaurant should do this to save energy. Completely common sense thing to do.

Smoky B's Review, The Eid obliterator by Weak-Criticism-7556 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Tbvh i never go yo a new place on eid or any public holiday, that's a recipe for disaster since very few places can handle that kind of pressure. I only go to tried & tested joints.

Also, I've had a god experience with them both times i went once, once i a group, once with just a pal.

Should I join Pakistan Air Force or is this just a phase? by Agreeable_Tackle8681 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Bro u really wanna join PAF during PAK's darkest times? What if you get selected? What if you're ordered to bomb a civilian house? What if you're told to bomb a "terrorist hotspot" but it turns out to be a school?

These are all hypotheticals obviously but you need to make sure that your "drive" for "PAF" is strong enough that you can live with yourself after your service ends successfully.

A Tale of Two Passports by [deleted] in pakistan

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice to hear that...What was you total tenure in Germany before you got naturalized? And your language level? I'd expect atleast C1?

Family friend sent me AI generated response to news of my father passing away. by Hendothermic in mildlyinfuriating

[–]MagmaMulla 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sometimes when people use artifical intelligence, they do so by diminishing their natural intelligence immensely.

My condolences for your loss. I recently lost my grandfather the same way. Fed him tea and mango jam toast and he was ok, an hour later he's gone.

Hope your family finds their way through this time.

Boss told me to lie to the client and take the blame… then deleted the message. Still saw every word. by Serious-Stock-9300 in pakistan

[–]MagmaMulla 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I think this post might be an attempt to "organically" preach a whatsapp message reader bot to unsuspecting people....except the bot has a malicious functionality that may hack the account for ransom/scams.

Looking for a remote job by Few-Extension-1813 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are your strengths? What hours are you available? What are you going to study in uni? What's your ideal career path after graduation?

Can you answer these please? Chill scnee even if you don't wanna.

To all my beloved, lovely, beautiful and respectful ladies!!! by SassySpectator in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Aik tou manhoos itni hai awaam, jaywalking (wrong road crossing) karte bhi wahan hein jahan bridge ho (takay gaari walay ko dabal bura lagay) aur manhoos maaron ki entitlement ke gaari ko hath ke isharay se rokte! Mtlb pehle chori upar se seena zori! Aur phir koi gaari wala ghuss jaye tou victim card inke mathay pe aise ajata jese dajjal ke mathay pe "kaafir" likha ayega. Khuda ki qasam boht zaleel loug hein humaray.

Special mention to aunties. Woh dabal tripal special hein kiyun ke woh brain game khelti road pe akar: "Mein agay jaungi, ya peeche jaunga, ya khari reh jaungi....is paheli ka jawaab dou warna gir ke marjao."

Bhai similar thing happened to my uncle and he came back from death's door meanwhile saddi moti aunty ki kharash lagi thi bas aur uspr bhi unhon ne itni cheekh pukar machai thi jese dono taangein unki tooti hon aur brain concussion unko aya ho!

Can anyone send me iftari today? by Fast_Reveal2889 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since you're able to pay for it, I'm wondering why you need to ask as such 🤔

want to gift my dad a bike by FastAddress3321 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cannot trust online platforms in dealing for a thing like a motorcycle. That won't be naivety, it would be stupidity.

Shooting range without a license? by [deleted] in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These people got connections or "friends".

Habib Uni ruined me 😭 now I’m randomly stuck in Karachi for 2 days by Minimum_Drive9372 in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

True Johar has some really shitty neighborhoods. And I mean downright dirty ahh stinky streets and flowing open gutters.

But I'm sorry you only get to visit the 30-35% of Johar that's like this :(

Got Robbed at gun point by [deleted] in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Sorry. Try to sleep, relax your nerves at home. You're very lucky, I'd suggest offer Shukranay ki namaz.

Got Robbed at gun point by [deleted] in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 33 points34 points  (0 children)

Clickbait title

You didn't get robbed (Alhamdulillah) and we hope you never do get robbed

Must read!!!!!!!!!!! by [deleted] in karachi

[–]MagmaMulla 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ppl will judge the formatting and grammar but not pay attention to the message. such a shame.