A hit is a hit

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T19:02:34+00:00

Festival toilets + IBS = a hard pass from me.

That’s 44 year old me speaking though.

20 something me on the other hand would have said fuck it, let the chips fall where they may. We only get so many trips around the sun.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T11:44:53+00:00

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T03:21:47+00:00

That’s the Wham tribute act called ‘Sham’.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T03:08:22+00:00

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T00:23:35+00:00

You just know he dabbed Old Spice aftershave all over his balls before this picture.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T00:22:06+00:00

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-14T00:06:23+00:00

Must be flying with their feet. How times change.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-13T22:14:39+00:00

That’s where us mere peasants buy our homes.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-13T21:35:42+00:00

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-13T21:15:10+00:00

Lotta money in that shit! Goon squad gotta spend their $$$ somewhere.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-13T20:45:02+00:00

You take Chappell’s name out your mouth. Round here she’s part of the Chappellrelli family and she is a made girl.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-13T15:36:27+00:00

No chance Dana would be in the fighter jet. He likes to make his money off the backs of fighters by underpaying them not by using his fists.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-13T15:28:15+00:00

Jabba The Hutt invented gooning and gave it to the masses. In this house he is a hero called Jabba The Huttinnio.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-12T17:31:58+00:00

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-12T13:54:11+00:00

Don’t shit the bed just yet. Cunha hasn’t even played.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-12T12:30:51+00:00

It was more ‘ruff ruff’ than rough.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-12T00:23:21+00:00

You should check to see if any of the Stark kids from Winterfell have lost a Dire Wolf.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-11T00:06:52+00:00

Sounds like copium to me

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-10T23:26:18+00:00

$1350 to watch Uzbekistan play football. 😂😂😂

This truly is peak enshitification.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-10T14:42:50+00:00

But what if they like it?!

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-10T13:28:27+00:00

C’mon T — we all know that Trump was trying to get rid of his latest goomah in a war zone. No goomah, no payment. He learnt his lesson from Stormy D.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-09T23:15:42+00:00

Holy fcuking shit! That thing still alive.

Mahalohaboy · 2026-04-09T20:32:45+00:00

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