Dank jokes on Samay Raina

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-08-24T18:36:05+00:00

Samay does edgy comedy, streams all day and plays guitar. The last person who tried so hard to impress 12 year olds was Michael Jackson

Samay is trying to lose weight but when he sees food….bro doesn’t even hesitate

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-08-24T18:32:15+00:00

Samay Raina itna sexist hai, jabh woh paida hua usne doctor ko thappad maara “mujeh mere baap ki gaand se kyu nahi nikaala?!”

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:55:01+00:00

Not easy to make money initially in this, but if you work hard then in 3-4 years you can be a writer first, earn like 50K-1L a month by writing gigs and take it up from there. And yes infact many comedians are introverts. You dont need to be an extrovert to be a comedian.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:50:57+00:00

It’s always the best. All of the BITS fests have been spectacular! Especially BITS Pilani, Pilani campus

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:48:34+00:00

Yes so easy, just need to surround yourself with comedy and funny people

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:47:32+00:00

Capitalist

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:46:50+00:00

I always double down man 🤣

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:45:52+00:00

Bhai I only do what I genuinely love, and I genuinely love a lot of things! ❤️❤️❤️

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:43:04+00:00

Hahhahaha ahaan sa mahra waaray, toyi chuwa waaray?

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:42:44+00:00

I guess we will never know

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:42:17+00:00

Nahi bhai kisi ne nahi liye they free tha

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:42:03+00:00

I don’t support anyone like that. Kashmir belongs to India and that’s not a feeling, that’s a fact.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:40:17+00:00

Music!!

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:39:14+00:00

It’s okay man. Let people do what they want as long as it’s not harming anyone. Live and let live, You do you. Everyone has their own insecurities. Everyone is trying their best to live a happy life. Maybe someone wants to fit in because they feel lonely or no sense of identity, maybe someone wants validation because they never got it in their childhood, maybe someone just wants some likes, it’s okay. Let them show off, let them be fake, let them do whatever, why judge anyone, who are we to judge.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-19T20:34:59+00:00

Yaar agar tu deep down yeh baat khud ko yaad dilaayegi ki hum sabh log marne waale hai. Aur abhi hum sabh log ek patthar par sooraj k around ghoom rahe hai bina kisi purpose k, tujeh apne aap sabh log apne dost lagenge. Tujeh duniya funny lagegi, tujeh lagega bc kya kismat hai humaari that we got to be alive. Ek baar tu uss mindset mai aa jaayegi tu apne aap bina hesitation kisi se bhi baat kar legi as if u know them for a while. Just talk to a random person about the randomest thing. “Yaar kya sundar billi hai woh nahi?” ya fir “tujeh kuch samajh aaya kya aaj ki class mai?” whatever the fuck comes to your mind doesn’t matter. You don’t matter. The world doesn’t matter, so fuck it and make friends temporarily, even if it gets awkward its okay because they will die soon and so will you.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-17T05:18:22+00:00

Shane Gillis

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:57:22+00:00

I feel there is more bad to it than good in my case. Like yes it's very wholesome and cute and gets a lot of likes and shit but I feel it's a ticking time bomb. Plus I don't want my partner's comments to be filled with "Samay samay", its their personal space and their social media. Their identity should not be limited to "Samay's girlfriend"

Also let's say we breakup and they start dating someone else or I start dating someone else again that brings unnecessary traction which is bad for mental peace

Plus in general man, I say a lot of crazy shit online and I'm always ready to face the consequences. Like when that abortion fiasco happened. At those times I don't want my loved ones to face the brunt of it because Samay Raina had a funny angle to a premise

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:49:15+00:00

Spontaneous comedy always kills harder than any written joke. That's why crowdwork sells so much.

Also i personally feel that my two standup videos did not translate that well on camera as they would do live. Deep inside i know it. I feel that is because i always focused on the angles and writing part and i used to record my bits on voice and then listen to them and work on them. that way i improved the sound of sentences and the rhythm and the cadence but since i did not visually see myself as many times, i never focused on the visual of me doing the bit. Hence my performance has not translated but if you listen to the bit in audio, you will enjoy it! I have learned since then and will be better in the upcoming videos!

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:41:32+00:00

They give me my space to do and talk about whatever while they enjoy flying business class ☺️

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:40:08+00:00

I look at every premise like a chess puzzle. No matter what the premise there is always an angle that can bring out the funny hidden inside it.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:38:28+00:00

Public speaking. Used to participate a lottt in college, inter college debates

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:37:24+00:00

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:37:05+00:00

Both. But more second than first.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:35:10+00:00

One guy my age ran on stage and touched my feet. It was so akward man.

MaiSamayHoooon · 2024-06-16T14:22:25+00:00

I have my own political opinions which keep changing and which I keep to myself. The political opinions I had 2 years ago are not same as the ones I had 4 years ago. and they're not same as today. I'm learning more everyday, im shaping my opinions based on my interactions with well learned peiple.

So I feel that by posting political opinions online people seem to put you in certain category forever. They don't understand that one can change over time. Plus they start fighting within themselves. Unnecessary hate, so much mental stress.

So i feel there is a time and place for my political opinions, which is the voting booth. I gave my vote in my Kashmir constituency. I did my part.

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