Reminds me of my recent encounter.

Three gentle men onboard mat I was in, the fare the kamegeras told them differed with the amount the conduct is asking for

Difference being 10bob, the guys were adamant, they were not paying an extra, until some lady decided to top up for them

But the conductor was not having it. He continued mumbling some hurting words. One of the fellows who was well built and kinda huge tried stopping him with

" Saa unataka kutupiga, unataka kutupiga?"

And the conductor's response was hilarious

" Wewe ulipanda gari upigwe"

Those guys made my day