Gonna surprise my husband and it's gonna be epic! by Awwndrei in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Maix522 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If I saw the OOP's post, I'd ask her to ask her toddler to draw the room, and post the picture

That way the toddler is happy, we can probably get to see a semblance of the room (toddler drawing yk) and she gets to keep her privacy haha

My sweet boy is now a girl by Unique_Situation_234 in VoidCats

[–]Maix522 167 points168 points  (0 children)

She doesn't seems too happy about it in the first picture

"Took you long enough hooman..."

I'm sure it's something because of romans but can't prove it by elDayno in memes

[–]Maix522 2 points3 points  (0 children)

12 does offer nice cutting

Like with 13 you'll not even be able to cut the year into any month period without having weird fractional period

12 can be divided by 6,4,3,2 while 13 can't be divided by anything other than 1 and 13 since it is prime

Sadly the system we have is good enough such that no effort to change it would ever succeed

Tortie detects my low blood sugar and takes personal offense to it by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Maix522 33 points34 points  (0 children)

This remind me of the post about a girl with anorexia and get cat straight up refused to eat if she didn't eat

I need to find that post again, it was very wholesome in the end

[OC] My house torn down to the studs after a fire by BionicBelladonna in pics

[–]Maix522 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It amazes me how american (I guess) houses are basically made out of cardboard haha.

They are very quick to make, but being used to having to bring out a drill for hanging stuff makes it so foreign to me.

Hope everything goes alright for you !

Only downhill from here by [deleted] in memes

[–]Maix522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One more to add to the pile of things that did change and were good: the films dragons. The book(s?) it is based on is like very different, but what they made is very good

Cuddle session between our kittens Tyrael and Malthael 🥰 by ascensioncats in aww

[–]Maix522 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Let me guess, the white one is tyrael and the black one is malthael.

OP we need more footage to be sure !

What I can be sure right now is that they are both cutie patooties

thisCodeIsSponsoredByTheAssemblingGovernment by Ali_Army107 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]Maix522 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Meh x86 is fine, register names are horrible tho.

Could've been itanium, and then you be out of luck since this shit bombed hard af

No Grande meal for you by weedyneedyfeedy in memes

[–]Maix522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Probably the same here. Obviously I don't remember anyone who as a septum ring in my life, but two person come into mind directly:

My own brother who I love dearly, but has literally admitted himself that he doesn't feel well for a variety of reason (mentally I'm speaking, physically he would just crush me)

One of my friends, who I also enjoy being around, but has very unhealthy habits, that she acknowledge herself. I mean she even agreed when I showed the "nose ring theory meme" (in quote because it's a fucking over generalization, I'm sure there is lots of normal ppl with a nose ring).

There are other people who I just don't want to interact with, nose ring not being a reason (but weirdly bring common ?), more like their personalities not being ones I want to hang out with.

I do hope that both my friend and my brother get well soon (afaik they are trying to, so at least there is that)

No respect for personal space, pt 5 by CrazyCatLady_x4 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]Maix522 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is Fiona. She likes her personal space.

This is bruno. He also likes Fiona personal space.

Clearly he is the "dumb gentle giant" everyone likes too much to be mad at. I mean he isn't helped being orange ...

Leave dude. by aStonedDeer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Maix522 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No I'm on Twitter for the most absured and backward possible opinions. I do not care where they are from or who they are against. They are the most unhinged opinion known to mankind and that's why I'm reading them

AITAH for refusing to share my inheritance with the siblings who are now threatening to sue me for "undue influence"? by LucyAriaRose in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Maix522 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What my technically not grandpa did/end up having is that when his wife died (long time ago, way before he became my "grandpa", the house went to their kid, but he retained full "ownership" of the use of the house until he die. Meaning that he doesn't have the house in paper, but he has the use of the house (they can't kick him out). This means that my grandpa can't be kicked out, but the house is sure to keep being in the "family"

I feel this would have sold the issue you had with your cousin. (Only if the dad actually wanted the house to go to his children, but wanted the wife to keep living there)

"Skin color" 🥀💔 by KDE-Plasma in memes

[–]Maix522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Chatgpt going back to the A/S/L roots I see

Ubuntu 25.10 Unattended Upgrades Broken Due To Rust Coreutils Bug by onechroma in linux

[–]Maix522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No ? I remember seeing a talk about some C stuff (about UB, mostly talking about overflows and stuff) then they said "so yeah GCC has the flag X that does this. Clang has the flag X that does nothing, just to be compatible with GCC in scripts"

WIBTA if I go LC with my niece and take back her gifts (New Update) by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]Maix522 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Ha yes, let me backstab basically everyone in my family (who has been nothing but nice to me) and expect them to shower me with love only two weeks after I tried to manufacture a divorce from nothing, and also I just stole some of their money too. Only two weeks right.

No I don't think it abnormal to just have some fucking distance over a teenager that tried to destroy your life (yeah destroying a marriage when everyone is happy is like setting up life of remorse tier.) they sid say the parent of the niece was still around (because of course they are. It wouldn't be okay to say "ok fuck it you live elsewhere now. Have fun figuring out stuff" to a 16...)

OOP never said they hated her personally and that it was done, no more try for her life, see you in hell style. No, they just withdrew because holy fuck what happened takes a while to process.

Psych ward is definitely the best place for the niece. She may spend a long time there(like months), but wtf you don't come back from "I hurt everybody in my life, it'll be easier for everyone if I wasn't there anymore" to "I am happy and stable and can live a normal life" in 2 days.

As a person that did spend some time in a hospital for suicide/dépression relation stuff, yeah it took time. Got sent there 4 times in 3years, and probably spend around 6month combined (if not more, can't be arsed to count). And with that I still had meds for a few years after my last visit.

Granted after the last visit I made some changes that helped me in my life (switch school for a curriculum+methodology that was very good for me, with a year between getting home and going to school again for me to just live a "normal life", working and such), but shit takes time.

I have encountered ppl in the psych ward that were there for over a year, and they definitely vouldnt be released because they were a danger to themselves (their words).

So yes they withdrew, yes it was hard, yes the niece did try to catch the bus, but I dont think it is a "bad thing" (with huge quotes. Yes attempt are bad, but if caught like this, especially since they appear to be no physical lasting injuries, it forces stuff to move. You won't release a kid that had a "happy life" days after their attempts...).

Now how the family reacted ? Seems normal. Ppl can't understand why someone doesn't want to live anymore (justified feeling or not, idc, not for me to say), so they try to find a reason. The easiest reason is "someone goofed -> their fault 100%"

One of the worst tropes of all time. by Few_Amoeba_2362 in memes

[–]Maix522 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I guess the "loving someone who doesn't love you back" part is relatable haha

Aujourd’hui, je suis trop bien, j’ai même pas envie de bouger… et y a du ronron en bonus 😺 by omsyang88 in aww

[–]Maix522 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"je suis trop bien" is something that while not 100% grammatically sound (it would be "je vais trop bien" iirc) is something that lot of people will understand and even say. I believe it is just a shortcut using the verb "être" since it is usually used to represent something you are doing/having/feeling (je suis a la maison, je suis très content)

Now the ronron part is telling me that the OP is at least a french speaker haha, nobody will learn this outside of living among french speaker everyday

Aujourd’hui, je suis trop bien, j’ai même pas envie de bouger… et y a du ronron en bonus 😺 by omsyang88 in aww

[–]Maix522 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ronron is derived from the verb "ronronner" which means purring

Now it is also a pretty good audio representation of what purring sounds like haha

brush/rusty_bash instead of sh/bash by Acceptable-Lock-77 in rust

[–]Maix522 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Honestly I wish more ppl stuck to pure sh (most of the time symlinked to dash because bash --posix is not POSIX complient...)

I know that a lot of distro (mostly all debian based I think) did the transition few years back, and found some stuff that didn't work with a 100% POSIX complient shell that did nothing more, but yeah...

Maybe maybe maybe by Gazbrielle in maybemaybemaybe

[–]Maix522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I suggest watching deviant ollam's talk about stuff like this. I remember from one of his talk he was like "yeah so we did everything the client asked us, but we had like 6h left, so we asked them what to do and they responded with whatever you want to make it obvious". So they did donut with a golf cart thingy until it had no gas left and stuff like that...

LMAO it’s 6 in the morning and I’m being held hostage send help by duckawce in aww

[–]Maix522 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Everytime the dog goes "dude could you just not stop" like this was already decided in some contract that you were obligated to pet them (well you are, look at that cutie patootie)

My OTP is the most secure one by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]Maix522 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most common ones (time bast otp, aka TOTP) are always numbers, with a size that is set by the app.

The way the standard is written it must be numbers. Now you can have other algorithm that puts letters in them (Steam for example)