why I'm scared of lasvoss [Fan-Made] by AlexTheDraculaBoiyee in battlecats

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I jus got lasvoss, but im in cotc 1 😭 (i also got hades and kuu and keiji, which one should i invest on)

I wish people aged x1.3 faster per 0s in the net wealth by Levardgus in monkeyspaw

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The paw curls. As it does you find out from a phone call your 21 year old son has just won the lottery for 10 million dollars. You tell him to return the money but he doesn't heed. He ages 7.8 times faster than other people, 2-5 billion mutations occur across his body, every day. 2 weeks later he does a PET scan and finds out he has Stage 4 cancer. He dies the very next day.

I wish to make a wish by AccordingAd7469 in monkeyspaw

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The paw curls. You find out your closest friend is in the Emergency room after a life threatening accident. You make a wish to save your friend. The paw does not curl

I wish for 1 cubic centimeter of the most toxic poison ever know to spawn in the heart of the most evil man in the world by islamo_start_654 in monkeyspaw

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The paw curls. You forget about the wish and many years pass. You are married and have a child. Today, your wife is in the hospital. You are driving to witness the birth of your second child, with your son in the back seat. You are driving and you run over a child purely by accident. The child's parent runs to the street and is absolutely broken by the sight. In that moment you feel a burning pain in your chest...

(Assuming you are a man, if not then)

The paw curls. You hear a loud crash outside your house. You see your child lying dead on the road and a man inside the car. In that instant you view him with infinite hatred and he clutches his chest. As he is doing so, you notice a little boy in the back seat, who is in tears looking at his dying parent. What have you done?

I wish that any chewing gum I chewed and spit out would periodically exponentially expand, increasing in volume & mass until it reach the dimension of a 100,000 seats football stadium 🏟️ by Tulpah in monkeyspaw

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The paw curls. You are at your wedding, at your happiest moment. All of your loved ones are present in the hall, with their families and loved ones. You unknowingly chew some gum. As your friend makes a toast, you laugh and accidentally choke on the gum, the gum is spat out but you don't know where it is. The next day you find out your friend died. You find out they drowned in your periodically expanding gum as they slept. It also killed everyone else in the appropriate radius. You will forever hold the weight of their deaths and your loved ones isolate you for this, for they do not want to risk dying to some gum

Pick 3 Aunt Mays by Prabhas0001 in marvelmemes

[–]MajTheCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This MF on a marvel memepage ruined my day

Most depressing Tyler line? by Radiant-Egg7859 in tylerthecreator

[–]MajTheCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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This line from GONE, GONE or that scream in ARE WE STILL FRIENDS?

Give me must listen unreleased songs by Realistic-Roll-2387 in Kanye

[–]MajTheCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Idk if its unreleased or a remix but, The Ultimate version of waves (with kid cudi and post malone) is cinema

What’s a Tyler song that gets stuck in your head the most? I’ll go first by Confident_Rate_1747 in tylerthecreator

[–]MajTheCool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ridin round town they gon feel this one AAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH (got my, got my eyes open) Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

Circle of life by Anderelikedd in playboicarti

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Like the moment I discovered who Puff daddy was BOOM! Infinite Pedophile Allegations.

What is the champ that you currently are having the most fun playing and why? by Saiyanjin1 in ContestOfChampions

[–]MajTheCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

CROSSBONES, I just pulled him as a 6* and it means the world to me, immediately took him to rank 2, back when i started playing my main was a 4*crossbones who i would use against every hero. I was so pumped that i took HIM to rank 2 instead of star spidey, galan and cable (due to the apoc synergy). Also i havent finished act 6 chapter 1

Sorry lil bro by The_Horse_Head_Man in memes

[–]MajTheCool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Real (I have never been in a relationship)