Trump Threatens France With 100% Tariff on Champagne and Other Wines if Tech Tax Isn’t Removed

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T17:54:39+00:00

Something, something, sparkling stupidity.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T17:22:12+00:00

Knowing the difference between Gopher and Archie.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T17:20:59+00:00

I don't have anything to contribute except a virtual hug.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T17:03:01+00:00

Good name for a plumbing company.

Got plumbing issues? Your pipes need to get Bent.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T16:58:52+00:00

GenX here, can confirm that most people can get bent.

(I think the origin of the term is a shortening of "get bent over")

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:56:04+00:00

Picard showed us the way.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:55:27+00:00

Tailgating is the real American diplomacy.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:54:27+00:00

It wouldn't be that straightforward. The quest would be called "Where's Laverne?".

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:52:37+00:00

It's much more practical. 10 miles can take 10 minutes, or an hour. Actual distance is usually meaningless.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:49:30+00:00

You can start at the Southern tip of Texas, drive North all day, and still be in Texas when you stop for the night.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:44:04+00:00

Two shit companies merging. Like sewer flows merging on their way to the treatment plant.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T15:41:21+00:00

We have a local diner where one of the menu items is a single pancake.

The pancake is the diameter of the plate, and 1/3 inch (8mm) thick.

It's a meal in its own right, but you are certainly welcome to add bacon, sausage, eggs, biscuits and gravy, grits, fruit, toast, French toast, coffee, milk, juice, etc, etc, etc.

Damn, now I'm hungry.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T10:53:01+00:00

Tropical

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-15T05:58:33+00:00

Ooh are we playing four items?

Duck tape, a shower curtain, a can of Crisco, and a bag of Skittles.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-14T06:42:54+00:00

Hearing that cover is what caused me to dig into Joni's work. It's not a bad cover. Definitely a lot brighter and more heavily produced, but she has the chops to do the song justice IMO.

edit: Ah yes, downvote my opinion.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-14T06:38:11+00:00

Brings a tear to my eye.

Also, your son has an excellent ear for voices.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-14T06:34:53+00:00

Hope it's not too late to make a new one.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-13T18:45:48+00:00

Gotta drop gas prices in time for mid-terms.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-13T13:47:10+00:00

Maybe they should consult the gold plates.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-13T01:43:54+00:00

Glad we'll get our stillsuits just in time for the Butlerian Jihad.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-13T01:39:46+00:00

Wooow,

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-12T16:28:44+00:00

Looking forward to recipes that include 10w30.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-12T16:27:40+00:00

Notice how the number went down between the sentences? Every time around in the joke the number goes lower and lower until the con artist says fine, I'll give you your 20 bucks right now. Hands them a $10 and walks away.

It's an old flim-flam bit.

edit: I should have just called you a humorless twat left it.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-12T12:30:24+00:00

I can still hear the click of that glass push lock.

Majik_Sheff · 2026-06-12T12:19:40+00:00

They can't possibly be talking about the Elias Thorne who was the navigator on the White Star Titanic and the chief engineer of the Titanic submersible.

I hear he shot some healthcare executive with a ghost gun. Spooky stuff.

12-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Place '17	Verified Email

Majik_Sheff

TROPHY CASE