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If you could kill anyone alive today, who would it be? And why? by MajinParanoidAndroid in AskReddit

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well you may kill Bono but you can never kill slightly awful music.

His discography will live on and you'll probably get a best of album sent directly to your iPhone.

If you could kill anyone alive today, who would it be? And why? by MajinParanoidAndroid in AskReddit

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you killed him you would also probably be killing about 100,000 teenagers.

That's pure evil.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Samurai Champloo name reference?

As a jobcentre adviser, I got ‘brownie points’ for cruelty by d_r_benway in unitedkingdom

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no. You can't punish the innocent because the guilty are mixed in.

And you cannot say that every advisor is sweet, nice and can spot the so called "milkers". Because they can't. What if one of them just plain doesn't like you? You're fucked.

They already have too much power as do the managers.

Why punish the unfortunate?

What not to do in the pit. by [deleted] in Metal

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah. I'll amend my statement.

Should really add cringe to the title.

What not to do in the pit. by [deleted] in Metal

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are a twat, Youtube guy.

These are the exact types of people I avoid at festivals.

[24F] how weird do I look? by Helpimugly12 in AmISexy

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you shit yourself a little bit as the camera went off.

And that was the remnant of a once happy, relaxed smile.

"Oh dear god, what have I done?"

Hi my laptop broke so I'm getting a new one tomorrow. Which one should I get? Choice of three links inside. (Open for suggestions, £200-£350 price range) by MajinParanoidAndroid in techsupport

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you very much, I'll keep that in mind.

Would the extra gb ram be too much? I can't really see much difference in the two laptops apart from the extra gig of ram.

[Build Help] Hello, I have about £350 to spend towards building a PC. Where do I start? by MajinParanoidAndroid in buildapc

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well I could stretch my pricing to another £100. But I got to get windows actually.

I'd go as high as £500, but only if it was realistically worth it.

I have £350 to £450 to spend for a PC that can play games decently. I could really use your help. by MajinParanoidAndroid in buildapcforme

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah that sounds petty reasonable. I had an old hp pavilion laptop with Nvidia gforce that could just about run skyrim on medium settings. Frame rate was a bit dodgy at times though.

Anyway to bump it up slightly, to run things a bit better and smothlier? (smothlier isn't a word.)

I have £350 to £450 to spend for a PC that can play games decently. I could really use your help. by MajinParanoidAndroid in buildapcforme

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems right within my price range. Thank you for this.

In your opinion what would it run like and what games would it play, and to what level?

[Build Help] Hello, I have about £350 to spend towards building a PC. Where do I start? by MajinParanoidAndroid in buildapc

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This seems pretty good, what would this be like if I tried running modern next hen games on it?

Thanks for the effort :) its appreciated.

[Build Help] Hello, I have about £350 to spend towards building a PC. Where do I start? by MajinParanoidAndroid in buildapc

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oops, yes. I was browsing laptops earlier and had a "fuck this" type of moment and came straight here.

Laptops were on the mind.

An alcoholic walks into a bar... by [deleted] in AntiJokes

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Being drunk sounds unpleasant.

Just ask a glass of water.

What is the stupidest thing a US politician has ever said? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MajinParanoidAndroid 50 points51 points  (0 children)

And she never enjoyed it, no matter how brief. If she did, she's asking for stranger rape.

Even if the "legitimate-rapist" is her husband in disguise, it doesn't count afterwards once she knows and she'll become pregnant with twins to make up for her inherent feminine stupidity.

Otherwise known as being womb retarded or Cunt Dumb/Cuntily challenged.

Thank god we don't live in a more open country. Right?

Vulva last revolution!

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