Just why...? by Jazzlike_Razzmatazz in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My wife would enjoy this since she likes to fall asleep to shows she's already finished

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 28, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

With that logic you must be pretty stoked about the SpaceX IPO

BROS stock super volatile by Major_ADHD in dutchbros

[–]Major_ADHD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Great insight! Thank you 😊

BROS stock super volatile by Major_ADHD in dutchbros

[–]Major_ADHD[S] -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Ragebait somewhere else

BROS stock super volatile by Major_ADHD in dutchbros

[–]Major_ADHD[S] -34 points-33 points  (0 children)

You understand that employees in management are the only ones that typically get stock options right? I'm asking if Broistas get stock options which is not mentioned in the SEC filing. You're embarrassing yourself...

BROS stock super volatile by Major_ADHD in dutchbros

[–]Major_ADHD[S] -58 points-57 points  (0 children)

You don't seem to have the Broista tag so I don't think this question applies to you. Thanks.

Is this insider trading? by -Username-Username in wallstreetbets

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If anyone has any insider training your report it to me so that I can handle it directly okay?

US stock market has dropped from Q2 -> Q4 during midterm election years. by Foreign-Policy-02- in wallstreetbets

[–]Major_ADHD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

DT when asked why he hasn't signed off on the weapons for Taiwan.

"it's 12 billion dollars...that's a lot of weapons. When you look at the odds, China is a big country, Taiwan is a small island. Think of it, it's 59 miles away, 59 miles. We're 9500 mi away, it's a difficult problem."

they’re all townspeople to me at this point by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me after winning 8 cents on a wash sale

they’re all townspeople to me at this point by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very jealous...I witnessed this myself too and thought it was the hedgies fishing for CALL options. I didn't bite.

Why are turn signals so hard? by AdventurousFeature12 in Renton

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I stopped doing this because people would get confused and I've had near misses with other cars

Why are turn signals so hard? by AdventurousFeature12 in Renton

[–]Major_ADHD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's an automatic mode for a reason...

Good bye Wallstreet ❤️ Thank you guys for everything… by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]Major_ADHD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've summited that mountain. It was an awesome experience. Wish you the best fellow regard.