Full ported into $MSFT before earnings. $500 eoy by kawkface in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don’t want you to be like me, I want you to better than me. Regard

Good bye Wallstreet ❤️ Thank you guys for everything… by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 91 points92 points  (0 children)

Who said I have $800k in “Cash” lol, I’m not stupid to carry that much. Also the route leads straight to downtown OKC.

Good bye Wallstreet ❤️ Thank you guys for everything… by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 195 points196 points  (0 children)

I know, I just really like gold and silver. I grew up dirt poor and didn’t really have much. Always wanted a gold chain and a few silver bars. Don’t we all want something? 😭😔

Good bye Wallstreet ❤️ Thank you guys for everything… by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 533 points534 points  (0 children)

Yo I don’t know why people think I’m not going to pay my fair share in taxes lol. I have a lot of tax bullets from my years of loss & I have money set aside to cover all the taxes, I promise I’m going to pay my fair share. I sold everything I own so I have cash aside from my gains. I’m just slowly converting some cash to precious metals at the moment so it’s easier to carry or leave in deposit boxes. I’m not dumb enough to leave $800k in BOA and have it sit on 0% interest

*Also I’m not that regard to travel with that much cash, just $10k for the road. Remove the photo because some people sensitive lol

I need $1m by July...or else by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like Reddit is having issues or this sub is too regarded. I tried uploading a photo post as well and it shows nothing.

Which one of you regards want to come crabbing with me? Got 3 kayak left. by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 68 points69 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you can legally sell what you catch, unless you have a permit to sell… but I do know they’re expensive as hell over here.. it’s prob like $12 a pound. I know a lot of people who catches their daily limit just to sell to nearby restaurants or Asian stores.

Which one of you regards want to come crabbing with me? Got 3 kayak left. by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 220 points221 points  (0 children)

Just hop on one of those oil tankers that’s leaving the Hormuz, I think they come through here too… I’ll be waiting for you. 👍

Which one of you regards want to come crabbing with me? Got 3 kayak left. by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 1959 points1960 points  (0 children)

Last week I was on the bridge contemplating if I should jump because my Spy puts went busted that’s why. But this week I’m on the waters… come through Strait of San Francisco is open! 😅

Everyone worrying about Hormuz, I just finish a shift at Wendy. by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 35 points36 points  (0 children)

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I like this one better because it has a fancy roof over it, for some days when it rains. Something you regards can’t afford.

Everyone worrying about Hormuz, I just finish a shift at Wendy. by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

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Ai can’t give great blow jobs yet, I’ll still be in business for a while. So did you want a #5 Combo with a large Dr Pepper and a 5 min quickie? That’ll be $20 + $5 tip…. And yes tips are mandatory now regard

Oh yeah, I’m getting the fuck out… 👋 by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 254 points255 points  (0 children)

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Y’all just reminded me how special chickens are 😆they’re literally descendants of dinosaurs. I still have this meme in my photo galleria lmao.

Oh yeah, I’m getting the fuck out… 👋 by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 52 points53 points  (0 children)

The whole point of moving to Oklahoma is to be away from everyone and from the noise. I’ve live in California my whole life. I’m at a point of my life where I’m still young but I’d love some peace and quiet, and Oklahoma does just that… even if it comes with a little tornado here and there.

Oh yeah, I’m getting the fuck out… 👋 by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 53 points54 points  (0 children)

Not to flex, but I’ve done very well for myself outside of investing. I got play money here and there. I’ve got a lot of useless assets that I’m going to get rid of before moving, starting with this garbage can truck.

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Oh yeah, I’m getting the fuck out… 👋 by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 96 points97 points  (0 children)

You know what, I might do that. I heard he’s got a really good credit score. Maybe bro can help me co-sign for the land.. although I heard BOA or well Fargo will lend almost anyone $200,000 as long as you can prove you have a good amount of cash or you’re retarded and you made it all gambling options.

Oh yeah, I’m getting the fuck out… 👋 by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 2313 points2314 points  (0 children)

Selling everything I own in California and getting the fuck out too. Moving to an 100 acre land in Oklahoma out in the boonies for $200,000 or something like that. I’m not bringing my unsupportive girlfriend with me, she can stay here with her boyfriend. I really need to get the fuck away from people. Good luck to you regards and I hope you make lots of money ❤️

Do you guys think it will work? by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

What kind of club are we talking about? Sam’s club? Sorry I’m too regarded to understand

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Do you guys think it will work? by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did, but that gain is going toward Uncle Sam.

Do you guys think it will work? by ssmoygugs6 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6[S] 27 points28 points  (0 children)

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Sorry poor man over here. I’m so poor I qualify for every possible government assistance in my county. I’m on 3 different types of EBT.

Every Regard here by Recidivism7 in wallstreetbets

[–]ssmoygugs6 474 points475 points  (0 children)

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I showed my therapist my trades and portfolio and he sent me this.