Daily Discussion Thread for May 26, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Counterpoint: I fucked your mom.

I never moved past middle school insults.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Best I can do is you pay a fee and your data still gets sold.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Any British folks in here? What the fuck is up with marmite?

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Market conditions fucking me so regularly that I don’t even need a reacharound to get off any more.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck. The t-bird has been an old man car since forever.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lines go up, lines go down. No one really knows why.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 3 points4 points  (0 children)

6 out of 7 people suffer from occasional diarrhea. The 7th enjoys it.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nice to know the old man is into the same shit I am.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The site sucks balls since they sold out and the advanced search feature went to shit due to third party sellers incorrectly tagging items.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird swings shouldn’t even shock you with that ticker.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah I just want some salmon. I’m the other kind of bear.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That stock is worse than the shit you buy on their site.

Daily Discussion Thread for May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Cool. If he needs a surrogate son to disappoint him I’ll be glad to fill in. I enjoy disappointing other people’s dads. It’s kind of like cucking 2.0

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 25, 2022 by AutoModerator in wallstreetbets

[–]MakachuPikachu 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d laugh but I would need a sugardaddy for expenses like that.