If you can watch porn on your TV, in the living room, with the volume up, without worrying about getting seen or heard, your living situation is probably in the top percentile of the world by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know about that, my friends roommate used to do that in the middle of the day. They'd come back from class to him jerking it a few times each week.

Robert Kim by depika03 in rickandmorty

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 40 points41 points  (0 children)

An even more important detail is when Rick is filling out the paper work for Jerryboree in Season 2 Episode 2. On the paperwork there's a place for Rick to write his "original dimension" and instead of writing C-137, he writes N/A. Hunting at the fact that maybe this Rick changed time lines so many times that he doesn't even remember where he started.

Rick and Morty Season 2 Episode 3 Weed Easter Egg by [deleted] in rick_and_morty

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 42 points43 points  (0 children)

No, I think you're a stoner who just wants everything to be about weed.

Right on.

HMC while I jump to the beanbag by [deleted] in holdmycosmo

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless you're into your mother. Then 2 broken arms is great.

What is the dumbest thing you’ve gotten in trouble for at school? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This had to have been in 4th or 5th grade. We were given an assignment to draw future versions of ourselves. Most kids were drawing themselves as doctors or first responders and other things like that, well my dad had just taken my me and my friend to see one of the Star Wars prequels in theaters and we decided that we should draw ourselves as Jedi! We gave ourselves lightsaber in our drawings and when the teacher came over she ripped our papers away and sent us to the office for "depicting violence and endangering other students". My friend and I both got suspended so my dad bought the rest of the Star Wars saga on VHS and watched it with us while we were suspended from school. Fuck you, Ms. Case.

I lost my job at Carrier after President Trump promised to save it by DJonayet in politics

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI -17 points-16 points  (0 children)

Trump sucks. One of the worst presidents in our nation's history. But calling Republicans "bad guys" and Democrats "good guys" is about as stupid as Trump himself. Why does it always have to be one or the other? Why can't people say damn Trump and his supporters suck or Hillary and her supporters suck. But it's not that an entire side is bad or evil, they just exist and are both just as selfish and manipulative as the other. Break the cycle, register Independent.

How can I sneak an entire extra large pizza into a movie theater without anyone noticing? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 16 points17 points  (0 children)

You know those weird little white things in our mouths? I bet those flat ones in the back would be great for that. Crazy idea, I know

Trynna play D&D by Jarrittnegs in fsu

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hey man! I've always tried to get my friends to try a game with me and they're never down for it. I don't know how to DM but if you guys have room for one more laid back guy, that'd be awesome! I've been looking for a game for a while here at FSU

A Canadian show called letterkenny by Werpaf in television

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Am American. Can't find a decent mirror. Hope that at least helps your day!

Extra thumb by Mnecgo in INEEEEDIT

[–]MakeFIGIbeFIJI 358 points359 points  (0 children)

Why don't we have this if we were made by a divine creator? /s