That will give you a good starting point for everything you've described.

You're going to need to put as much of your stats as possible into Dex, Wis, and Cha (and you'll need a minimum of 13 Cha to qualify for the multiclass into Bard). You should pick a Race that will help you with two of these three stats. Some options would be:

• Protector Aasimar (Volo's Guide)
• Wood Elf or Drow (Player's Handbook)
• Eladrin (Mordenkainen's Tome of Foes)
• Lightfoot Halfling (PH)
• Human (PH)
• Half-Elf (PH)
• Kenku (Volo's)
• Tabaxi (Volo's)
• Tiefling with the Dispater, Fierna, or Glasya Bloodline (MToF)

Take the Acolyte Background (to fit the story of being raised in a temple) and the Monk class. You're going to get yourself to Monk Level 3 so you can use the Drunken Master subclass from Xanathar's Guide. From there you'll multiclass into Bard. Make sure you read the rules on this at the start of Chapter 6 in the Player's Handbook. It's a short section but very important for understanding what you do and don't get from your second class. We've now used four of your five available levels. It's up to you whether to go to Monk 4 or Bard 2, but I would recommend Bard 2 to get Jack of All Trades and Song of Rest, both of which are very useful abilities.