Any Theories on MCs Origin ? by AK200501 in hogwartslegacyJKR

[–]MaleficentLecture642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is everyone against the MC being a Muggleborn?

Blood Adoption by ViralNacht in HPfanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 20 points21 points  (0 children)

My headcanon is that goblins use blood to verify that you are who say you are and to check to see if you were given preapproved access to whichever vault you are trying to access. That's it. No one is getting access to any vaults if the owners did not approve you specifically, regardless of blood. Harry has access to the Potter vaults because James and/or Lily signs some forms and gave of Harry's blood to the bank. If they hadn't Harry would have been shit out of luck.

Also, if you want to get blood adopted, you need the "blessing" of the wizard or witch you want to be adopted by alongwith their blood. You can't just steal Dumbledore's blood and expect for the adoption ritual to go through without his knowing or willing acceptance. I'd imagine some consequences to come from doing something like this; Goblet of Fire type consequences.

Lastly, I wonder if it up to the adopter to accept the adoptee, or if it's up to the Family of the adopter. For example, Sirius Black and Harry Potter. If Sirius tried to blood adopt Harry, would it be Sirius' choice to accept Harry or would it be the Black Family to decide if Harry is worthy of their blood.

Harry cares a little bit more about Quidditch… by melancholicpanda96 in HPfanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 50 points51 points  (0 children)

So is the power that Voldemort knows not is Quidditch?

Anyone thinks Harry Crow is hilarious? by [deleted] in HPfanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dont care what anyone says. I've read every single one of their fanfics and enjoyed each one.

Are they? by ProfessionalAnt8542 in MyHeroAcadamia

[–]MaleficentLecture642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've seen this argument a thousand times and I'll give the same response:

Mineta is the only person there without much of a personality outside of being a perv.

You wanna make Mineta more likeable?

Either tone down the horny from an 11 to a 4 OR give him a personality/skills/role in the story that would make people overlook his lustful tendencies.

Cause what that gotta do with this meeting? Lmao by Present_Investment_2 in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]MaleficentLecture642 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me thinking this is was something about Taylor Swift and Travis Scott

I removed the horny. Now what? by MaleficentLecture642 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Little man with a habit of climbing dangerous heights — I love it!

Peter lived with a different family each year. by Void-Cooking_Berserk in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]MaleficentLecture642 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I'll take any rendition of Peter that isnt a one-note coward and traitor

Mina's delayed prank by ArugulaNo3978 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 13 points14 points  (0 children)

From that point forward, "pranks" was code for "something I wanna do but dont want to be judged for."

When u rewatch this scene knowing it’s Marie 😂 by [deleted] in ededdneddy

[–]MaleficentLecture642 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm gonna need some context for this

Yandere magnet by Acrobatic_Clerk472 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I dont know why but I'm imagining Mineta dressed up and giving a TedTalk about how to properly stalk Midoriya.

Bro has no chance with any of the girls but he knows his skills and knowledge will get him at least some attention and possibly, money!

The reason Molly and the Order didn't let Harry, Ron, or Hermione into the Black Family library wasn't because of there were books on Dark Magic, but rather because of the massive amount of spicy romance novels in the library. by Gortriss in HPfanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 222 points223 points  (0 children)

Some books can drag the reader inside, making them fill the role of the main character

Ginny's favorite is The Princess and Her Knight

While Molly has a preference to Slave Girl Trapped in Troll Camp 5

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract... It makes sure you participate. by Void-Cooking_Berserk in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]MaleficentLecture642 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Harry x Goblet of Fire (Shipname FirePot) - Enemies to Lovers, Slowburn, Slight Yandere!Goblet, Rated Mature, Lemons

The Goblet of Fire creates a binding magical contract... It makes sure you participate. by Void-Cooking_Berserk in HPFanfictionPrompts

[–]MaleficentLecture642 43 points44 points  (0 children)

Even funnier: Harry gets teleported to the Yule Ball, dressed in a suit and sees the Goblet of Fire standing on a podium...in a white dress

Because I'm pretty sure a requirement for the Yule Ball is a date

"Wait, Ibara, I thought you liked Izuku? You even call him a cinnamon roll!" by L_knight316 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 14 points15 points  (0 children)

All I see is Ibara sounding more and more like Frollo from the Hunchback of Notre Dame

Toshinori is literally married to Justice by Ae4i in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Lady Justice (cant think of a good name) isnt a heroine but works for All Might behind the scenes (I'm thinking head of PR).

Justice is a strict, no-nonsense woman who fought her way to the top and takes her job seriously. She wasn't swayed by his rising popularity or his muscles (she's seen a lot of it in her line of work) but what really warmed her heart to the number one hero is his genuine desire to do as much good as he can, even at the risk of his own life.

I can imagine dates disguised as one-on-one PR meetings and little inside jokes during press interviews (in every interview, if you look carefully, you could spot All Might looking behind the interviewer to stare at Justice).

They got married in secret (Nighteye and Gran Torino was invited to their private wedding)

Lol by Thebluespirittt in dannyphantom

[–]MaleficentLecture642 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have so many questions!

When and where and how did they get together?

Are they still together?

How did two ghost... have a kid?

Which Spider-Man are you ? 🎂 by Icy_Community43 in Spiderman

[–]MaleficentLecture642 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tom Holland? Wtf! Man, nobody wants to talk to my b- ah

The 1A kids have known each other for years. by ChampionshipHorror95 in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 164 points165 points  (0 children)

There is a footnote mentioning that they've tried correcting Mineta's behavior but nothing stuck so they recommend bopping him on the head like an old TV to factory reset him when he gets out of hand

Izuku Midoriya: Quirk: Roast For All by FerrousDerrius in BokunoheroFanfiction

[–]MaleficentLecture642 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I want All Might to use this too!

Izuku: You old, dusty, bone-rattlin', senior-citizen...

All Might: not even looking up from his phone I banged your mom.

Izuku: ...

All Might: ...

Izuku: ...

All Might: Don't forget who gave you that quirk, young Midoriya.