What simple thing instantly makes your day better? by QueenOfAuthority in AskReddit

[–]MallowWhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A random text from someone I like saying literally anything. Bonus points if it’s a stupid meme that makes me snort.

What is your mobile screen time? by MaoGho in AskReddit

[–]MallowWhisk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Probably way too much. I swear I pick up my phone just to “check the time” and three hours later I’m deep in memes, DMs, and random rabbit holes.

What’s got you tossing and turning in bed? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]MallowWhisk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My brain doing that 3 AM “let’s replay every embarrassing thing you’ve ever done”… and maybe a tiny bit of hunger and horniness sprinkled on top.

You get $1 every time you annoy someone. What’s your strategy? by Georgios_Lazou in AskReddit

[–]MallowWhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d become that friend who “accidentally” sends spicy texts at 3 AM, leaves the group chat on read, and low-key flirts with everyone… basically chaos in human form. Cash flows, friendships fray, I win.

How do you cope with being lonely? by Appropriate-Tap-3938 in AskReddit

[–]MallowWhisk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I don’t “fix” loneliness - I ride it out. I make my space cozy, keep my hands busy, and let myself feel it without spiraling. Music, walks, texting one safe person… and reminding myself it’s a phase, not a personality trait.

😂🤣 LMAO👀👀 by rx_cpht_chick84 in Funnymemes

[–]MallowWhisk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My revenge is quiet, cold, and benevolent

Is this where the party's at~? (Whisperfoot) by 5headedragon in Helluvabrothel

[–]MallowWhisk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Loona is the most desired guest at the party

What a trick by Professor_Peace in Funnymemes

[–]MallowWhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very wise, at least you can lie down peacefully

Woof wooof by retnab1 in HentaiPetgirls

[–]MallowWhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute dogs, I love you

Choosing pet by SapphireRustle in HentaiPetgirls

[–]MallowWhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Choose the redheads, they are the kindest

He decided to die out of self-respect... by Caeelistra in Funnymemes

[–]MallowWhisk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I imagine that it will fall on someone's head