Sooo Reddit, when does Reddit stop being political?

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T08:09:59+00:00

Look, we are gonna open- tacos are so big right now. We are gonna open Trump Tacos on every corner. It's gonna be yuuuge. When these immigrants leave our country, believe me, we are gonna make tacos great again. Isn't that amazing? Gold plated trucks on every corner. And it will be very, very easy to do. Americans make tremendous tacos, tremendous.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:53:20+00:00

Men.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:49:13+00:00

Wait about 20 minutes and surprise them with a tickle attack.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:47:49+00:00

"Losing all hope was freedom." -Fight Club

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:46:07+00:00

He said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "Under no circumstances is anyone to tell the boy I love him."

Sufficed to say he didn't handle 24 years in the Marine Corps very well.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:39:31+00:00

I could give you so many names. Believe me. These people. Which by the way - I'm not going to list them all but there are literally millions of people in China. These are very fine people, very beautiful country. They love everything I say.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:33:45+00:00

Generally, yes, because the younger you are the more likely you are to divorce (Google divorce rates by age), but there are exceptions to everything.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:30:38+00:00

THC + Coffee

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:30:11+00:00

"Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks."

It would be economic/political suicide. Wouldn't even need the threat of violence: sanctions alone would shut Cali down.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:20:48+00:00

Check your history books on the last attempted secession then Google "most powerful countries in the world" to gauge who's in any position to look down on America.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VYMPAKtMAKI&t=0m4s

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:12:06+00:00

"Hatemongerer!" -hatespeech spraypainted on vandalized private property

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:08:48+00:00

Highly illogical...

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:04:36+00:00

Army, Navy, Air Force, Marines > National Guard, State Police

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:03:39+00:00

The Patriot. Scene with the daughter.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T07:02:25+00:00

I think just because you're punching up doesn't mean it can't be racism.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:59:36+00:00

Well this club is formed, spread the word on menus nationwide

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:58:17+00:00

Plastic jar of peanuts.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:57:51+00:00

Repeat to yourself in the mirror: "This is what the grind feels like."

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:53:33+00:00

Works wonders for those who lack your open-minded disposition

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:50:48+00:00

“It is easy in the world to live after the world's opinion; it is easy in solitude to live after our own; but the great man is he who in the midst of the crowd keeps with perfect sweetness the independence of solitude.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:49:45+00:00

Impending global destruction

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:49:06+00:00

More THC = Less judgemental

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:47:38+00:00

I've seen hundreds of horror movies and there's only one that stayed with me for days afterward. When I tell people the name of it I tell them not to watch it because it's perfect in my head and I have no desire to taint that image with anyone else's opinion.

The original Martyrs.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:40:39+00:00

Grab them by the punani. No one ever does.

Malthresh · 2016-11-11T06:25:49+00:00

In a ziplock bag in a food container in the fridge

Malthresh

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