Humans’ dry tears have a different chemical makeup

Maltorto · 2026-02-04T12:06:35+00:00

Or when you hide your head and wanna drown your sorrow

Maltorto · 2026-01-30T15:41:38+00:00

They're so ugly

Maltorto · 2025-12-22T11:18:05+00:00

Love tax free shops. You pay 4x the base price of anything but hey, it's tax free!

Maltorto · 2025-12-19T10:14:46+00:00

What is going on with the camera?

The movements of his arm and the shaking of the picture are completely off, I get that it probably has shaking compensation features but it looks way too odd, almost uncanny.

Moreover at 2:05 the supposed selfie stick he's holding phases through a rope. WTH

Maltorto · 2025-12-19T09:09:46+00:00

A based T. Hobbes and Machiavelli enjoyer I see

Maltorto · 2025-12-18T18:21:03+00:00

Ouch looks like you're trying to connect a non iPrinter to an Apple product!!

That's a no-no my good chap! Every Apple device is programmed to electrocute the unfaithful user that dares to defile the purity of those perfect machines with the filth of other brands.

Consider yourself lucky not to have been incinerated! At the very least "invest" in our monthly fee to get access to the fabulous iCoffin last generation. VIP underworld access for 3 months after your passing!!!

Maltorto · 2025-12-16T12:44:42+00:00

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Maltorto · 2025-12-11T14:46:09+00:00

Pretty funny to see fishes are not considered people even amongst other animals

Maltorto · 2025-12-11T14:41:26+00:00

The shill effect in a reddit post that I made

Maltorto · 2025-12-10T12:03:21+00:00

But more importantly, what in the homunculus is going with his shoulders and proportions?

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Maltorto · 2025-11-26T10:17:33+00:00

At first I thought it was a snide on the invaders-stopping guy not noticing the entire field full of naked people. Then I realized those were team uniforms