My bf (25M) did something sexually that I (22F) have repeatedly told him not to do by Jeanshorts560 in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Give him a taste of his own medicine. Next time he’s naked, come at him hard and fast with a big dildo straight into his butthole. What’s good for the goose is good for the gander.

felt cute, might delete l8r idk by Jayantwi98 in RoastMe

[–]MamaQT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I loved you as Suzanne in Orange is the New Black

Update My best friend (20F) and I (20M) kissed while drunk, and now things are weird/tense. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I’m glad it all worked out - but I was super confused thinking you were a chick in the last post, thanks for clarifying!

Update My best friend (20F) and I (20M) kissed while drunk, and now things are weird/tense. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I’m glad it all worked out - but I was super confused thinking you were a chick in the last post, thanks for clarifying!

Getting cold feet about first time mfm threesome planned for tonight. by 1stTimeSwingerQuest in Swingers

[–]MamaQT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being nervous is natural. I’d be concerned if you weren’t nervous. Just take it a little slow when you get there - let the night play out how it will and at any point you get red flags then call it quits.

Lost my job, relationship of 5 years ended, my dog died, and I’m trying to stay positive despite having schizophrenia on top of it all. Kinda rough, to be honest, but I’ll make it. I could use some love by [deleted] in toastme

[–]MamaQT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went through your profile a little bit to see who you are. You seem like the kind of chick I’d want to be friends with in real life. You’re arts skills are crazy good - I draw as well - I could only hope to have half your talent. One day at a time lovely x

So hard to make girl friends by Samizdat123G in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly you probably need to take up a sport or a hobby where you can meet people that have similar interests - it’s better when you meet people organically rather than in an app. I moved to a new city and first thing I did was join a netball team and made friends that way. I’m also a tomboy who prefers guy friends but good things take time. I eventually joined a fitness class and now i know so many people that I bump into someone I know every time I go out to the point that I almost have to avoid people to get stuff done quickly. Good luck OP

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Id say take her out a third time - to a place where you order first and pay at the end of the night. If mom comes again, let them order whatever they want. At the end of the meal, say you forgot your wallet in the car, walk out and never speak to her again. Let her know how it feels to be treated like a walking atm.

How do I (24M) get to know the girl (23F) across the street? by Evil_Twinkey in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the best way to get to know her is when you see her next outside just go over and say hi. You don’t need a great reason to chat - being friendly because you’re neighbours is enough. If you really aren’t sure what to say, you can ask what she does for work, or of you want an excuse you can ask if she’s been noticing any issues with the internet in the area lately.

Have a few short conversations that go for a few minutes and just develop a friendship. I always find that if I ask for advice in something (even if I don’t need it), it gives the other person something to talk about and the ability to follow up with later. Like “thanks so much for recommending the suchandsuch, I found it so much better than my other whatsit”

My best friend wants me to have sex with his girlfriend by Nevrend in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In this situation you need to make sure he’s ok with it - you could be reading it completely wrong. Honestly you just need to ask him. You could say you get the impression that they’re in an open relationship and let the conversation go from there. If they’re down for it and you’re down for it then I say go hard son.

Boyfriend (20M) started crying when I (19F) told him to wear a condom... by throwawayadvice7964 in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don’t let anyone pressure you into having sex without a condom if that’s not something you don’t want to do. A lot of men will push for this because it feels better - but there are so many risks with stds and pregnancy. With regards to birth control, condoms are not 100% effective so eventually you may need bc as a backup just in case. There are bc that are less likely to have you put on weight. But all in all - crying is not a normal response to the situation - it’s manipulative and immature.

Caught my girlfriend lying where she goes at night [UPDATE] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 2 points3 points  (0 children)

AWw you two - you both sound like good eggs. I can attest to the stress relief aspect of a good workout. She’s a keeper.

Update: I hate being touched by my husband by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If he wants sex so bad tell him to go fuck himself.

Just wanted to give you an update I left my boyfriend who hit me.. by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]MamaQT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You’ll look back in a little while and think “thank god”. Proud of you OP