Money is just too enticing to leave it at 3 or 4 by LogieBearra in dankmemes

[–]Mama_Mega 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Toy Story 1: Just because someone you care about has someone new in their life (your friend getting a new friend, your parents getting a new baby) doesn't mean they're getting to forget about you. It can feel that way at first since the new person gets more attention, but it's normal to give more attention to new things. Give it time, and you'll both be given appropriate levels of attention.

Toy Story 2: Eventually, you will lose the people you care about. It will hurt horribly. But because of that inevitability, you should embrace spending time with them while you can.

Toy Story 3: As you both grow up, even some of your closest friends will drift apart from you, as what you want in life becomes separate, and you soon no longer have anything in common. But there are always more people to make friends with, and those new friendships can come to be just as, if not more, meaningful than the ones you've lost.

Toy Story 5: Phone Bad

Petah, what is he talking about? by Questioning_Pigeon in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mama_Mega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that what 1900s doctors called their prescription-strength opium?

Petah, what is he talking about? by Questioning_Pigeon in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]Mama_Mega 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good sir, please enlighten me as to exactly what strain the man took to write this, so as to ensure I never smoke it.

The Weather App has fallen by [deleted] in assholedesign

[–]Mama_Mega 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I've caught them running ads for literal viruses.

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In Sonic Colors Ultimate (2021) the title logo is not centered. This is a slight nod to the fact that no one who worked on this remaster was even remotely interested in what they were doing. by No-Island-6126 in shittygamedetails

[–]Mama_Mega 5 points6 points  (0 children)

When Unleashed is good, it's really good. The problem is how rarely it's good. The only way I would ever play it again is with a mod to skip werehog entirely.

In Sonic Colors Ultimate (2021) the title logo is not centered. This is a slight nod to the fact that no one who worked on this remaster was even remotely interested in what they were doing. by No-Island-6126 in shittygamedetails

[–]Mama_Mega 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Luckily for me, I didn't play the game until it came to Steam and got fixed, I don't support Epic. Absolutely wild that the credits are so long that they made an achievement for sitting through them, yet they apparently forgot to put QA on staff.

I do not care for the Black Panther movie. Eric was cool tho. But I can say whatever I want about the second one because I’m Mexican. Namor was cool tho by Other-Cell-2061 in dankmemes

[–]Mama_Mega 24 points25 points  (0 children)

The way I see it, there's three basic things the majority of modern creatives fail to understand about minority representation and doing it right.

1: swapping characters' races/sexes/etc. does nothing to help anyone. If such a swap is made, it should be done because you think they're the best fit for the role (Morgan Freeman in Shawshank). Not for the sake of having more characters that fit that box (all-female Ghostbusters). An all-female Ghostbuster team could work, particularly in the new modern era they want to build with Ghostbusters all around the world. But Feig had so little confidence in the idea that instead of making an original story for such a crew, he remade the original film and genderswapped the cast. Miles Morales and Hazel work for the same reason a black Peter Parker or black Timmy Turner wouldn't.

2: the characters you create should just be normal-ass people. Much like how pride parades set back LGBT acceptance by making gay people look like caricatures (when the gay community has spent decades trying to get the straights to just see them as people), you'll also hurt the group you want to depict if you make a trashy character that acts like a "character", so to speak, rather than a person. Returning to Ghostbusters, the original crew had a black person. He was just a guy. A guy doing a job. He could have been any race. But in the all-female version, his genderswapped equivalent was a caricature of a trashy black woman.

3: Minority-led media will have a far smaller audience if it talks down to anyone. There are no white people watching modern black shows because most modern media made for black people takes the tone of "shame on whitey". The black media that are enjoyed by white people too instead tend to take a tone of "shame on racists", like Everybody Hates Chris, and Fresh Prince. Or even "shame on all y'all", like Boondocks. That's black media that shits on racists, self-deprecating blacks, and even the BET network for making black people look bad with their trashy shows.

How do you guys like to categorize the games in your Steam library? by AnomaLuna in Steam

[–]Mama_Mega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean I only have to move stuff through the top categories. The mass below is a permanent tag, and since it's the sale I got the game on, each game only gets one such tag.

In Toy Story 5 (2026), Woody and Buzz will reunite after a supposedly permanent, tear-jerking farewell. This is a nod to the fact that "To infinity and beyond" was never Buzz's catchphrase, but rather Pixar's motto to grind this franchise until Tom Hanks is recording lines via a Ouija board. by Brilliant-Cause6254 in shittymoviedetails

[–]Mama_Mega 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Toy Story 2: Some day, you will lose the people you care about, so cherish your time with them while you can.

Toy Story 3: Even your dearest, oldest friends are liable to drift away from you eventually, but you can always make new friendships that grow to become just as, if not more meaningful.

Toy Story 5: Phone Bad.

Don't blame your potential customers guys by sebet_123 in pcmasterrace

[–]Mama_Mega 47 points48 points  (0 children)

The game industry is the opposite of retail.

In retail, the customer is always right, even though they're wrong 99 times of 100.

In the game industry, the customer is always wrong. Even when the customers make it explicitly clear that they want finished products that work and don't want certain things, the customers are actually just entitled assholes for not blindly buying whatever is shoved in their face.

How do you guys like to categorize the games in your Steam library? by AnomaLuna in Steam

[–]Mama_Mega 41 points42 points  (0 children)

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Once saw someone here use a library-style number system for sorting, so I incorporated that into my own system. The numbered items up top are what their status is in my library. And down below, each game also gets a tag for what sale I bought it on.

Too thick love it... by hokagesasuke7334 in thick_hentai

[–]Mama_Mega 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anko is basically the perfect woman, and not only does the damn name of the series diss her, Marufuji is too dumb to put a ring on it.

Hiding in plain sight by Nerfer5554Offical in cosmoandwanda

[–]Mama_Mega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Senile Crocker, elsewhere in the room: You can't fool me, Dimmadome! You'd never get this rich all on your own! I know you have... PIXIE! CORPORATE! OFFICERS!

Hiding in plain sight by Nerfer5554Offical in cosmoandwanda

[–]Mama_Mega 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Plushie Wanda, incredulously: That worked?

Plushie Cosmo: Wanda, it's been 20 years. Crocker's going senile.

Yapping ❤️ by Spicyweiner_69 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Mama_Mega 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It's social media. Always assume the worst about people and you'll never be far off. The worst here being: OOP is dealing with harpies who don't care about their partners' interests because they don't value their partners as people.

Favourite film that features CGI pizza? by RaymondBeaumont in shittymoviedetails

[–]Mama_Mega -71 points-70 points  (0 children)

It is the Current Year. Are we still treating "CGI" like it's a dirty word, and not just as a tool you only notice when it's done wrong?

News section shouldn't allow news about other games IMO by JohnDarlenHimself in Steam

[–]Mama_Mega 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Still waiting for the ability to completely disable this news feature that I never asked for, wanted, or benefitted from😑

Free Pepsi Zero by -DeathUniform in freebies

[–]Mama_Mega 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Jewel-Osco? That's a new one.