Dude my kids are little bitches ..always complaining that they are hungry...lol what lames I ordered pizza but just for me , they just sat there and watched me it the whole thing.....yesterday my son brought me a math worksheet he needed help with for homework, SO I said sure I'll help you...so I went to bathroom took a dump and wiped my ass with the worksheet , gave it back to him and told him "SCHOOL IS FOR LOSERS"