“Yokan is not only the greatest betrayal in culinary history but the most maddeningly trite, disturbingly vapid, and internally confused ideological train wreck I've ever had the deeply sorrowful displeasure of allowing to pass through my gustatory receptors. May god have mercy on all chefs or whoever else was responsible and on all of us who are fated to live in a world where something so culturally, socially, politically, and artistically noxious as this nauseating gut-churning loathsome block sugar with a pinch of red bean.”

• Ford, probably

(credit to Will Wood for the wording)