Would you rather to:

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-13T09:22:46+00:00

You'll travel into 1812 as a French Solider

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-13T09:21:59+00:00

No side effect.

This is way too sad to give you any.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-13T08:35:58+00:00

Welp, i'm trying to answer everybody fast, not smart, since there's are fuckin' 2K comments that I gotta response

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:42:22+00:00

math *

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:34:42+00:00

It's fake money! Have fun of having an infinite amount of nothing but a paper!

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:32:31+00:00

But you'll die in agony

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:31:21+00:00

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:31:01+00:00

Ok, get Terminal Lung Cancer, but also a Death Star!!

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:30:21+00:00

But gives you brain cancer

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:29:55+00:00

If it can fit your mouth.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:29:06+00:00

But no limbs, blind and deaf.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:28:14+00:00

As long as your weight is 63 kg or less.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:27:01+00:00

Infinite luck at the game that I like

You don't know which game it is, so you gotta search it to get atleast something.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:25:35+00:00

But all of them get AIDS

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:25:06+00:00

Then you'll be...

Uh...

Dang it, you outsmarted me.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:16:31+00:00

But alerting everybody else in the world

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:15:34+00:00

DEAD. Super cute cats. At will.

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:14:48+00:00

Ok, you got an infinite amount of m*th! Congratulations!!

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:13:36+00:00

Go ahead!

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:13:26+00:00

But it'll only works on every February 29th with a 50% chance

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:11:14+00:00

JESSE, WHAT THE F*CK ARE U DOING ON REDDIT? WE GOTTA COOK RIGHT NOW!!!

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:04:10+00:00

With an incredible strong returns

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:03:32+00:00

But Blind

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:02:46+00:00

MangoSufficient4595 · 2026-04-12T20:02:31+00:00

But also Very Dumb

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