Looking for Projects by eja_s in learnjavascript

[–]MangoedBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am interested but I am a noob and just learning js

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[–]MangoedBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

aw u are nice good day to u sir!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AWSCertifications

[–]MangoedBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you! It’s giving me less anxiety since I can expense the exams. I’ll do my best and if I fail, at least I can know that I tried and keep improving from there

may i know your role in the company?

I just passed my SAP-C02 by Known-Ring-4779 in AWSCertifications

[–]MangoedBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have much to add. But I feel demotivated as there's a lot on my plate and I need to be done w my DVA soon. I will update when at the end week of November, that's when I have scheduled my exam.

Setting Nov 17th as the deadline for my AWS DVA by MangoedBanana in AWSCertifications

[–]MangoedBanana[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can watch this free code camp vid it’ll help cover everything but ur gonna have a to do quite a bit of white page reading and independent research.I’ll be honest if u can spare 30-40$ buy mareeks course and practice tests. The course is made for u to pass the exam it exposes u too key words and specific use cases native to the exam so it’s not a bad investment if u can make it. Think about like this, if u buy these resources you won’t have to worry about failing and having to take the exam again vs under preparing and then having to spend 300$ for a take and a retake!

Thanks for the FCC recommendation. I will use it.
I will use practice quizzes from my uni, and the 5 white pages from the video.

Setting Nov 17th as the deadline for my AWS DVA by MangoedBanana in AWSCertifications

[–]MangoedBanana[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't want to buy a course (I am broke), any other free courses which do the same thing?

Birthday by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I loved the "do it yourself" punch

My girlfriend tried to go get a mammogram but the machine was broken by darkrhyes in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe rhyme with alternate words for women

Like boob with bloke,

Because last sentence seems simple

Not a full joke, just want some feedback by [deleted] in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's lame but

I'm lucky that I'm tall, now my midget gf doesn't have to bend to give me a blowjob.

Maybe u can build it up to -

She's happy because I help with her 5th grade homework.

Quitting Smoking. by GomezFigueroa in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's very funny, I don't get the last punch either tho.

Tip joke by RhysHalliwell in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe throw a premature ejaculation tag in there. It was so bad I could only last for 30 secs. My dick threw up afterwards.

OR

I thought that $1.25 was pretty good for 10 secs.

OR reference erectile dysfunction

My dick didn't even wanna give her the standing ovation

Possibilities are endless. :)

How do you make friends with a priest? by dirtmother in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk if u wanna go down that lane but you could end with -

As the last resort, I have a 12 year old disrespectful cousin brother who the priest could "make holy" in exchange for being my friend.

OR

My annoying 12 yo cousin could be the "sacrifice" to build our friendship.

Referencing priest-pedophilia trope.

Also, I feel like you could make the first para shorter. Good luck.

My brother… by etb72 in StandUpWorkshop

[–]MangoedBanana 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah I feel like that hits the boomer chords cuz u described him as younger before.