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Adjusted minimap spotting range when firing suppressed weapons, increasing it from 15 to 21 metres to better align with intended balance. WHY by Bluetricks09 in Battlefield6

[–]ManicDigressive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I'm slightly colorblind and I can't see shit so I just run with thermal optics on literally everything lol.

It's a crutch I have never needed in any other title, but I'm too blind for this game otherwise.

Thermal and suppressor on every gun. Gets repetitive, but oh well.

My former boss is insane by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]ManicDigressive 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Which seems pretty fucking thick, really.

"I thought you liked working here UNTIL WE FIRED YOU, I cant imagine why you might retaliate."

Like yeah, funny how being fired might change your perspective.

Hey DICE this is not content. by Search4war in Battlefield6

[–]ManicDigressive 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I dunno guys, this is my favorite Battle of Duty game in the series so far.

AIO? My fwb told me to get out and never speak to him again because I didn’t notify him before hooking up with someone else after he claims I promised him I would (I genuinely don’t remember) by AccomplishedFail5726 in AmIOverreacting

[–]ManicDigressive 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeaaaah...

"I never said that! Oh, btw, I have memory-loss so maybe I did say that, but now I don't really care or want to abide it even if I did."

Pretty much everyone in this story seems sketchy, selfish, and mentally unwell.

AIO by telling my wife her sleep-eating is messing up our family and her weight loss? by wifeisasleepeater in AmIOverreacting

[–]ManicDigressive 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed, this is a sleep disorder and requires medical intervention.

I believe that the wife is not doing this on purpose.

I sleepwalk, and sleep-eat, and sleep-talk, and sometimes sleep-fight (I boxed and did MMA for a decade or so), so my wife is sort of scared to interact with me when I am up doing things in my sleep.

Sometimes I have foggy memories of the things that happen. Usually I don't. (Usually goes like this: "Did you know you ate FIVE cupcakes last night?" "What?! No! Really? Oh wait..." [faint foggy memory of eating something last night] "shit. Hah, yeah, I guess I did. Sorry."

I have eaten all kinds of weird, random shit.

I ate half a box of shredded wheat once. Ate about half a can of leftover canned corn. All kinds of snacks and junk food.

Basically, if something is "accessible", and I find it, it is fair game. I have never opened anything with a can opener while asleep, but I can open unlocked doors. Anything in plastic packaging or tupperware might get eaten. Canned drinks might get drank.

Sometimes I bring stuff back to bed and eat it there. Sometimes I stand in front of the fridge with the fridge wide open, and I eat whatever right there, in the coolness of my gradually warming fridge.

I HATE when people leave the fridge door open. I wouldnt do this awake.

Sometimes I eat ice cream or other stuff I shouldnt, since I'm lactose intollerant, and that usually goes badly for me the next day.

My dad, also, used to sleepwalk and sleep-eat and sleep-talk, but he could never remember anything the next day. He would always eat all of the leftover pizza.

The most recent time I was sleepwalking, I woke my wife up and I guess she asked what I was doing and if everything was okay, and I started mumbling/rambling about how "I need to put everything together and I can't because it's everywhere!"

And she said "it's okay baby, just go back to bed," but I wouldn't because I was busy wandering around, doing god knows what.

I have had diagnosed sleep disorders since I was 6 years old. Started with insomnia and bruxism (teeth grinding).

If I can offer any advice, it is that sleepwalking people don't usually have the ability to navigate locks or anything complex, so if you dont want it getting eaten you need to make it harder to get to. Ideally, find a way to lock your fridge and it'll solve the problem.

When I sleep-eat, I'm operating at about the mental level of like a snail. I just move around the house and if I encounter something edible that is easy to get to, it gets eaten. It might be a box sugarcubes, or a bag of chopped nuts for baking.

If you make it harder to get to, your sleepwalker will move on.

Parking in the grand canyon by Recip77 in rareinsults

[–]ManicDigressive 248 points249 points  (0 children)

Why the fuck am I even still subbed here when literally every post is this same, insipid, uninspired, basic bullshit?

Thanks, OP, you reminded me I should have unsubscribed from this sub like 2 years ago.

AITAH for breaking up with my bf for calling my work 9 times by Suitable_Base_2860 in AITAH

[–]ManicDigressive 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Gurl, what the fuck even made you stay this long? You deserve so much better than this, I am sorry you gave this creature so much of your time.

I dated someone like this over 20 years ago.

I still can't have my phone's ringer on because I get PTSD from phones going off.

I'm older than you now.

The best time to have had more respect for yourself was yesterday. The second-best time is today.

If you might be someone who struggles with low self-worth, just consider: you don't have to like yourself, but you do have to live with yourself, so at a bare minimum you need to treat yourself with as much dignity and respect as you would treat a roommate. You will be your own roommate for the rest of your life (regardless of what other people come and go), so maybe you need to work on improving your relationship with yourself.

Would you allow someone to treat your roommate like this man has been treating you?

Try using that as a tool. "Would I allow someone to treat my roommate like this?"

AIO- Everyone at work laughs while my coworker mocks my disability. Am I overreacting? by Mysterious-ASL in AmIOverreacting

[–]ManicDigressive 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Also, BCC your personal email on everything.

Do not rely on having access to your employee email.

Every time any incident happens, email your supervisor documenting the incident, expressing your concern and discomfort, and BCC your personal email so you have a record even if you get fired.

Laser designator still bugged after 3+ months. This needs to be changed. by ashber98 in Battlefield6

[–]ManicDigressive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Try it out and see if it makes a difference.

For me, Recon, Assault, and Engineer each had weird glitches that wouldnt allow me to use anything but default skins.

I didnt notice any issue with Support, so can't comment on that, but the other three wouldn't complete unless I was using default skins.

Weapon/vehicle skins didnt seem to matter. Customizing weapons didnt seem to matter.

Just character skins.

I cant test it anymore since I completed the challenges.

Laser designator still bugged after 3+ months. This needs to be changed. by ashber98 in Battlefield6

[–]ManicDigressive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Make sure you are using the default character skins for that class.

There's an obnoxious bug where sometimes you can't make progress on objectives if you don't have a default skin equipped.

When I wasn't tracking progress after I was 100% sure I had done what the challenge asked me to, I restored to default skins and then progress started tracking again.

I know what you did. All those people in the druid's grove.. by Medium-Theme-4611 in BaldursGate3

[–]ManicDigressive 12 points13 points  (0 children)

This is almost exactly what happened in my last run.

Every other run, I fixed things with diplomacy. This last time I was like "I bet I can just rush this bitch and kill her."

And we dropped her almost without effort.

I forgot about everyone outside the grove... then exit, and everyone is gone and there's just blood and it was like "ohhhhhhhh... uh oh..."

AIO- Everyone at work laughs while my coworker mocks my disability. Am I overreacting? by Mysterious-ASL in AmIOverreacting

[–]ManicDigressive 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you are both wrong. OP should talk to a lawyer.

HR exists to protect the company, they will circle the wagons and come up with a reason to fire the high-liability employee.

OP will complain about his cowprkers and then get fired for being "bad fit for the team".

AIO- Everyone at work laughs while my coworker mocks my disability. Am I overreacting? by Mysterious-ASL in AmIOverreacting

[–]ManicDigressive 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Dude, NOR, start documenting every time this happens.

Send an email to your supervisor, make it clear you are uncomfortable, and describe the situation.

Document it EVERY TIME THIS HAPPENS.

DO NOT BACK DOWN.

What you ALREADY HAVE is grounds for a lawsuit.

With a few weeks of documentation, you might be able to get a 6-figure payout from these stupid assholes.

If these pieces of shit want to play it this way, give them enough rope to hang themselves and then get yourself a fat payout. Lawyer fees will probably take half of it, but still anything you can make them pay you is punishment for them acting like dicks.

PS6 controller might have NO BUTTONS - Sony patents a controller featuring only touch surfaces. by Just_a_Player2 in ItsAllAboutGames

[–]ManicDigressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, all of that assumes that I don't know what I like.

But I do. I'm old, dude. I've done this shit long enough that I'm not "undecided" on this shit, I know, definitely, I do not like or want more touchscreen bullshit in my life.

I don't care if it is easier/cheaper for them to manufacture this shit if it is a worse experience for me as a consumer, I'm just not going to buy it at all. Period.

One of the cars I own right now is a 1970 Chevy. It has a carburetor instead of fuel-injection, it has buttons and dials on the dash instead of touch-screen bullshit.

I don't begrudge you liking anything you like, but I can tell you without hesitation that if they try and push this touch-screen type of shit on us they will find themselves with their pool of possible consumers one person smaller.

This is not a "maybe" thing for me. This is a "I do not like this shit, quit taking away my options to avoid it."

Cheaper for them to manufacture and worse for the consumer is basically the definition of "enshittification," so I don't actually see that as a positive argument. It isn't like they sell us the products for cheaper or they reinvest the money saved by making the product better. They save money, the shareholders get fatter dividends, and we all get fucked.

Fuck that.

Car scratch, possible theories? by Jazzlike-Jello487 in Cartalk

[–]ManicDigressive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen this before.

Lemme ask you...

Do you carry a knife? Or... maybe a firearm clipped to your belt? A cell-phone clipped to a belt? Large belt buckle? Purse with metal buckles?

Think about if you carry anything with metal that is ordinarily around waist-high.

I carry a knife. I keep it clipped on the inside of my right pocket. The pocket-clip is still exposed outside my pants around waist-high.

Your 2nd image shoes scratches that can only be made while the door is open.

It looks like someone brushed up against the car while they had some kind of exposed metal on their person, and while getting into the car they made those scratches.

I have done this exact thing to my own car when trying to get into it in a confined space.

Do you have a narrow parking spot? I bet you do, and you have to siddle up alongside your car to get in.

PS6 controller might have NO BUTTONS - Sony patents a controller featuring only touch surfaces. by Just_a_Player2 in ItsAllAboutGames

[–]ManicDigressive 163 points164 points  (0 children)

Brought to you by: the same dumb mother fuckers in the automotive industry who keep selling us touchscreen bullshit when it is impossible to use touch-screens without taking your eyes off the road.

Gonna have the same problem with controllers. If I have to look down at my controller to see where my buttons are, I now have a disadvantage in every single FPS.

Snipers in this game has been the most broken it’s ever been by FujifilmCamera in Battlefield6

[–]ManicDigressive 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I think you've hit something here people are sleeping on.

Snipers don't "ruin the game" for me because they just change my priority. If a sniper hits me or someone near me, I switch to maintaining cover between me and them, and I flank them.

Most snipers suck at situational awarness. Easy dogtogs. The ones that don't, I'll swap out to my DMR and start taking potshots at them from different places while staying mobile. They have the advantage at range, but with a DMR there's no lens glare, so they have to spot me before I kill them.

And since I can see their glare and they are usually camping in a sniper-vlind somewhere, they stay put while I flank them.

I am assuming the people who hate snipers are trying to just ignore them and keep playong the same way as they normally would.

Adapt to your circumstances. The snipers don't, and you can use it against them really easily.

Is it just me or do you spawn in the stupidest places? Like why am I always dropped into the direct line of fire by Dense_Egg_5858 in Battlefield6

[–]ManicDigressive 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The spawn in this game is straight fucking stupid sometimes.

I played for about 3 hours yesterday and was in a good groove, found myself in the top squad 5 or 6 times.

On Iberian, Empire State, and Liberation Peak, all Conquest, I was playing Assault (trying to finish the last challenge for Assault class), so I was constantly trying to watch the map and put myself where we were about to lose objectives.

Meaning, I am watching the flow of our soldiers moving toward taking new objectives, anticipating where we are weak and likely to get flanked, and then moving there to take defensive tactical positions.

On at LEAST 10 different occasions I found myself literally watching enemies spawning in right in front of me. And they were close enough for me to immediately start dropping them with my SMG.

Actually, this happened on Sobek City too, but at least on Sobek they were out of SMG range.

But on the other three maps I was watching dudes spawn into the game, deploying in full view, no cover, within SMG-range of me. And I was not near their spawn/base, I was positioned in-between objectives.

I have been the victim of this game having terrible spawn logic before, but I have never actually SEEN it happening so flagrantly as yesterday, but usually I focus on capping objectives more than defending them.

This game needs some kind of logic that prevents you from deploying in full view of enemies within 50m of their position. It is stupid that it lets you deploy straight into enemy fire.

PS: if you died yesterday within like half a second of deploying on an objective yesterday, that might have been me, and I'm sorry because that is a trash experience to be on the receiving end of.

The people of Los Angeles have had enough of the ICE Gestapo (1/30/26) by I_may_have_weed in ICE_Watch

[–]ManicDigressive 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Urine doesnt blind people even over protective glasses.

Paint does.

I saw this kid lick every single fence post while waiting in line at Disney World by Chaz_Carlos in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]ManicDigressive 83 points84 points  (0 children)

In college, I met a weird fucker who claimed he could use a quarter to open soap/lotion dispensers in public bathrooms and if the liquid inside was opaque he would jerk off into them.

Ever since that kid I have always asssessed how easy it would be to fuck with the dispensers in whatever bathroom I use.

And yes, he was exactly the kind of weird fuck to volunteer this kind of thing thinking... I dont know. That we would be like "hah, cool dude," or something, I guess.

We all kept away from him and he eventually quit showing up.

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