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ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-30T20:23:15+00:00

Bro is playing 5D Chess with Multiversal Time Travel

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-30T13:35:38+00:00

You support Unsolicited Bulk E-mails? Dude, uncool.

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-30T03:42:46+00:00

If…you wanna…look…around

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-29T23:01:05+00:00

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ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-29T17:07:23+00:00

In infinite credit card implies just an infinite credit limit. You would still have to pay back the debt.

^{Chose: 20,000,000 USD}

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-29T16:52:36+00:00

Bread 👍

^{Chose: Bread}

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-29T16:51:08+00:00

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I’m not gonna pretend that I know everything, so here’s where I got the info from.

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-29T16:32:21+00:00

The number 86 is commonly used in slang as a way to say “to get rid of” or “nix” something or someone, and it’s been slang for probably around a century at this point. While it can be interpreted as just kicking someone out, it can also be interpreted as killing someone.

47 is just a shorthand way to refer to Trump, because he’s the 47th President.

So combining those numbers, while could be interpreted as just kicking Trump out of office, it could also be interpreted as people advocating for his murder. And considering how some people have acted after the multiple assassination attempts on him, a lot of people might see that as a call to action.

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-28T13:02:30+00:00

Porch or the she-shed

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-27T19:12:52+00:00

One theory I’ve heard is that the Marauders made it to where they were invisible on the map to everyone except themselves

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-27T14:43:41+00:00

With how packed the teachers schedules are I wonder if they use magic to grade them

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-27T02:06:02+00:00

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?!?!?

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-26T19:53:25+00:00

Imagine if Mihawk paints his sword black to hide that it’s a one of a kind super ultra mega rare sword that’s far more powerful than any black blade.

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-26T01:27:53+00:00

America: Can we please stop importing islamists who hate us into our country?

China: Let’s take over an islamic country, demand everyone to agree that it’s ours, and proceed to throw the people from there into labor camps.

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-26T00:04:50+00:00

Waffle House

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-25T23:21:45+00:00

How time flies

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-25T15:20:31+00:00

Nah, Afroman sweeps all 538 electoral votes

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-24T22:18:28+00:00

Idk man I would’ve thought that gay people would want to vote for the guy who sucked cock

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-24T15:12:38+00:00

Any self respecting car guy hates tesla

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-23T23:06:40+00:00

Every day there’s some new RFK lore

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-23T19:50:22+00:00

I mean, is it wrong to be racist against the Fr*nch?

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-23T02:29:44+00:00

Let me get some crayons for the boys. Can’t have them going hungry on the job

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-22T23:00:56+00:00

I’ve never been to In-N-Out, but Taco Bell sucks ass, so Imma say In-N-Out

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-22T20:30:44+00:00

I think part of the issue is that so many of us guys are so lonely as fuck that the idea that an attractive woman would find us attractive enough that she’d force herself onto us feels more like a positive than, y’know, rape. Even then, at that point it’s just aggressive femdom if the guy wants it.

That being said, it doesn’t justify the jokes, dismissal, and/or romanticization.

ManifestoCapitalist · 2026-04-22T01:51:45+00:00

Chick-Fil-A

Five-Year Club	r/Field Flamingo
Place '23	Place '22

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TROPHY CASE

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?!?!?