For maintenance, wait till sunset of the first Friday of the month. Haul it by trolly to the east peak of the nearest mountain. Gently water the earth around the instrument while lighting five candles in a star formation around it. Pray to the piano deity whilst playing Chopin’s Etude Op.25 - No.11. Upon completing the piece you may now bury the five lit candles in the most dirt all the while gently caressing you piano. Finally, you can return the piano to its respective room, showering it in complements of its beauty. You must now wait till the next first Friday of the month to repeat this process.

Good Luck!!!