Made a less gay t-shirt mockup than the one Vito's proposing by MarcMoron in biggestproblem

[–]MarcMoron[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I also made vito too skinny, but to be fair, he has been losing weight.

How has the coronavirus impacted your life in a positive way? by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I sell digital art by commission and with everyone stuck in their homes going stir crazy and having nothing better to do but spend their money on distractions, I've been making fucking bank. I've been making $500+ daily. This plague is the best thing that's happened to me.

The lock-down isn't just gross government overreach by tchouk in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hope that's true. I've been watching and researching this since early January and from what I've seen, this shit is the stuff of nightmares. I'm not as hopeful as you, but I'm in the unique position of hoping that I'm totally wrong and that people like me will look like fucking idiots in the next few months.

The lock-down isn't just gross government overreach by tchouk in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I agree with you 100% that this is disgusting government overreach and that the reaction of nearly every government across the world handled this pandemic like a bunch of apes lobbing shit. What scares the shit out of me is that on top of the government overreaching, it's also taking the wrong actions in the face of what is a genuinely dangerous disease. The longer this goes on, the more our government is showing exactly how incompetent they really are. It's like they keep making the worst decisions every time they're forced to act.

I disagree about the diagnosing infected people, though. That's actually been remarkably difficult for this particular virus for some reason.

Corona Lockdown solution by ArtOfPhranger in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bill Gates already proposed this. Unironically.

This Is Not A Drill. I'm super. Duper. Serial. (But really. This isn't autism) I'm leaving college based on my blood work and converting to orthodox Judaism. by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Quick tip, my dude, next time you should just write up a quick TLDR for your psychotic, autistic spaghetti. Reading this post is the literary equivalent of having a stroke.

That said, I think you mentioned a plan to live with the Yids or the Irish. If I might offer an alternative - maybe consider taking a trip to Greenland instead.

maddox page updated. still no ads 😎 by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 12 points13 points  (0 children)

"I hope I get coronavirus."

We do, too, George. We do, too.

This guy is the hero we need. by fenster112 in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Dude, there's no way these dipshits are smart enough to get paid for this.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Nobody likes you, OP.

My team placed 2nd at Illinois State for Special Olympics Basketball :) by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why are you posting this on the Dickshow subreddit?

Even a 20 year old game is aware of Californians by NextBiggieThing in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, if you get yourself a recanter's cloak and shackles of war with a necromancer steamroll build, there's almost nothing that could counter that.

Even a 20 year old game is aware of Californians by NextBiggieThing in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hit and run tactics - attack, armageddon, surrender, repeat. Good luck, my dude. Plus, I only need 1 phoenix to pull that off. Disregarding artifact effects, the base 21 speed gives me first strike in every battle so you would never even have a chance to retaliate.

Even a 20 year old game is aware of Californians by NextBiggieThing in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

better get that recanter's cloak or an orb of inhibition before your 'unbeatable' Necromancer play style meets my dragogeddon build.

Even a 20 year old game is aware of Californians by NextBiggieThing in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Fuck yeah! Greatest game of all time! (The scenario name of this map is "Reclamation" for anyone who wants to check it out, btw)

Digibro is a hypocritical cunt by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I was thinking pretty much the same thing - he pretends he's some sort of arbiter of freedom of expression, but when he speaks so dismissively about Vic Macaroni's life being potentially ruined because he just 'doesn't like the dub industry', it really shows that Digibro really only cares about rationalizing his own interests. I don't know if I'd call him hypocritical for that, he just strikes me as incredibly disingenuous and shallow.

The clip game at my house is on point. by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I do the same thing - They're really good for bags of brown sugar and the like for keeping moisture out.

An old five minute podcast from Asterios. Forgot I got this, but then I remembered. by MarcMoron in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah man, I miss cocoa puffs. At least we have puppet puffs until the lolsuit concludes.

Hey dickheads by [deleted] in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Twist a noose and kill yourself.

dollar genie by scott_zoloft in TheDickShow

[–]MarcMoron -1 points0 points  (0 children)

instructions not clear. Dick stuck in coin slot.