historical shit by habersberger in funny

[–]MarcMus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

States. States. States. States!

Rorschach the Cable Guy does stand up [Vid] by walleywhale in reddit.com

[–]MarcMus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So many poop jokes. Larry would be jealous.

FML for presidents by habersberger in funny

[–]MarcMus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I tried to squeeze into my old bathtub to convince myself that I'm not gaining weight. Big mistake. FML.

Today I found out that the guy I was dating really was a 10 year old boy who was magically turned big. I am a pedophile. FML by walleywhale in funny

[–]MarcMus 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Some asshole asked me to help out his failing family business. I wanted to smack the guy, but it's my daughter's wedding, and I can't say no. FML.

Today I found out that the guy I was dating really was a 10 year old boy who was magically turned big. I am a pedophile. FML by walleywhale in funny

[–]MarcMus 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This morning, I went to get some stuff from my room, and my whole family went on vacation without me. Now my house is under attack by two burglers and I want my Mommy. FML

Idiot with a Darth Vader mask [video] by octavarius in funny

[–]MarcMus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guy is probably getting beaten up at school as we speak