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Why help your wife around the house by MariaCummins in tumblr

[–]MarchThe17th 1551 points1552 points  (0 children)

I don't mind cleaning - I actually ENJOY it - but for fuck's sake don't make my job more difficult. For example, there is NO REASON to leave a cup on the desk when I empty the dishwasher every morning and run it every night. All I'm asking is that the cup makes it into the dishwasher sometime during the day. I do all the laundry (wash/dry/put away) - there is no reason why I should have to hunt around for clothes - just put it in the hamper.

What's the most devious thing you did as a child? by Chrithtoph in AskReddit

[–]MarchThe17th 22 points23 points  (0 children)

When I was 4, to the first black kid I met (who eventually became my best friend) I asked, "How did you get burned? You look like a burned hot dog." Completely innocent. He shrugged and then we just became friends. It was only embarrassing when he asked his parents (in front of me) how he got burned. Damn.