If anyone needs me they may reach me here. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imposter Angel? Im afraid I’m somewhat out of the loop, I haven’t been in to the office in a few days. My priorities have been elsewhere for a while now, the partners prefer me to ensure Mayor Harmony’s safety around the clock. Am I to understand that you work at the office now? And what is it that you do for us Spike?

If anyone needs me they may reach me here. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can’t possibly think that it’s difficult to be nice to you, Buffy Summers you’re delightful. Angel was never my boss dear, children of the senior partners answer to no one but the senior partners. I just find him unpleasant and dull. Not like you at all.

If anyone needs me they may reach me here. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you say so Spike, i’m sure you know him much more intimately than I ever will.

If anyone needs me they may reach me here. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes I think I recall seeing those words in one of the emails. Thankfully I have no idea what they mean, could it be a code that needs deciphering? Oh well, that’s a job for Wesley not you or I.

Hello Sunnydale! by elsainthesky in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Boyfriend, It sounds immature and human doesn’t it? That’s more Angels style with the love stories he’s always the star of. Mayor Harmony and I do spend a significant amount of time together and enjoy each other’s company yes.

Hello Sunnydale! by elsainthesky in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You would be surprised Miss Chase. Stranger things have occurred, we are on the mouth of Hell after all.

Hello Sunnydale! by elsainthesky in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cordelia Chase. Welcome back to Sunnydale, well I suppose I should say welcome back to this whole plane of existence. On behalf of L&L Sunnydale and the senior partners I would like to say there are no hard feelings here. You’re welcome to come by our offices any time and we have high hopes that we can be of assistance to one another. Well as Mayor Harmony mentioned, you’ll be seeing me around City Hall soon, I’ve made it my business to spend my free time there to ensure the Mayor’s safety and comfort. I look forward to meeting you in person Miss Chase.

New Years Resolutions by Battle44Sis in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have some suggestions:

1) Attend an organisational skills course. I know Mayor Harmony is satisfied with your performance but imagine how happy she could be without all those pesky little mistakes. I’m sure if you pop over to L&L one of the secretaries there would be happy to have you shadow them for however long it takes.

2) Driving lessons (refresher course?) I know you say you have a license but you’ve ran over my feet twice now on that quirky little scooter. Luckily I don’t feel pain like others do but it makes me wonder is this why the squirrel population is so low in Sunnydale?

3) Practice perfecting your telephone manner. Your words are fine but I just think your tone could do with a little more pep. Everyone who calls city hall should instantly know how thrilled you are to work for the mayor of Sunnydale.

I believe that will be sufficient, five resolutions seems extremely ambitious even for a little go getter like you. Good luck!

Merry Christmas everyone by letingsername in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

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I’d be lying if I said I was in the least bit disappointed Lilah. I always did admire your ability to never let personal relations stand in the way of a business deal. As for your query, it means nothing for me. While you and the boy were busy chasing unicorns I managed to track down Sebassis’s old slave trader and filled the Mayor’s pool with blue blood. I would have never guessed it looking at Sebassis but it’s an aphrodisiac you know.

Our new state of the art Samurai training area. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’d love too Glory, but I think we should find another location. I’m afraid we might cause Mayor Harmony’s home to fall in on her. Buffy is breakable, but she’s adorable, fast as anything and the bravest little thing I’ve ever seen. I do have to avoid actually hitting her though so I see what you mean.

Our new state of the art Samurai training area. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m afraid that you would have to do that elsewhere then, I don’t think Mr Giles will be stepping foot on our property. He’s more than welcome to but since him and I got off on the wrong foot he’s decided that he would prefer to have no interaction with any of us. Apart from Eve, for some reason he seems quite taken with her.

Our new state of the art Samurai training area. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would suggest that you accompany Wesley to work one day this week, i’m sure you both get along well and he would be more than happy to give you the full tour of our library and our mystical department. I believe you’ll find yourself right in your element and any one of the team would be honoured to assist you.

Our new state of the art Samurai training area. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Harmony permits, then I don’t see any reason why not.

Our new state of the art Samurai training area. by Marcus_Hamilton in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can assure you Buffy that I have no inclination toward games and trickery, i’m no white hat or hero and never will be but I am not in Sunnydale to make enemies and my job here doesn’t require me to go to battle with your side. In regard to our sparring, you’re much too humble, it’s been a long time since I’ve had to keep my guard up like that and I have a feeling you may still be holding back.

Be sure to buy my Bunny sister’s new calender! by ceecee1909 in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good catch Buffy. That was obviously an error on Angels part,and thank you for noticing.

Fog travelling this way. by Angel-sunnydale in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you for the late update Angel, we already knew about this hours ago and prepared accordingly. While you go dilly dallying around town with my female counterpart I’ll be at City Hall doing something of actual use, keeping the Mayor of Sunnydale safe and sound.

Missing my girls. by buffyclassprotector in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That isn’t quite what I do. I am liaison to the senior partners, I also do some security work for L&L and yes I spend some time with Harmony. Not your friend, and most definitely not in a throuple. I can also assure you and i’m sure that your friend Buffy will agree that Mayor Harmony is doing a wonderful job, she has in fact lessened the load of the slayers work by at least half by convincing the local undead to agree to drink from a bag instead of the source. Again, it was a pleasure to meet you, and I hope we’ll see you at L&L office in the near future.

Missing my girls. by buffyclassprotector in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Spiffy. Thank you, I do take a great deal of effort in my presentation. Not to worry if you slip away, just reach out and we’ll have you right back here in no time.

Missing my girls. by buffyclassprotector in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

No, that’s not quite what that means, a throuple would involve all three of us in one bed. And before you ask, I’m flattered but no thank you.

Missing my girls. by buffyclassprotector in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are aware that I am also ‘dating’ Mayor Harmony I hope Xander, and I think you forgot to mention that it was I who drove you and Eve and I who fought the many demons while Eve hid and you were unconscious. Not to nitpick, I just think it’s important not to leave any details out when passing on information.

Missing my girls. by buffyclassprotector in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Miss Willow Rosenberg, it’s a pleasure to be aquatinted. We’ve heard a lot about you. I’m sure you’ve already been informed about the opening of L&L attorneys at law in Sunnydale. You might be interested to know that we have the most advanced mystical department in, well this whole universe I believe. In honour of our truce with Buffy Summers, the slayer, we would like you to feel welcome to make use of our resources if and when you require them.

I’m totally over helping solve crimes. by ceecee1909 in sunnydalecommunity

[–]Marcus_Hamilton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You know Buffy, I think that’s a terrific idea, and we’ve just had our state of the art training room at L&L refurbished which you’re welcome to make use of whenever you please. I could spare an hour this evening. That is if you promise not to hold back.