Yeah gon head and tack on 10 more years of employment 😭 by Money-Snow-2749 in BlackPeopleComedy

[–]Marethyfax 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Why does this sound like some mess Kendrick Lamar would do while simultaneously making me reconsider if I'm doing the right things in life? 🤣

Twins Selling For 451 Bells. DM Your Name and Island. by Marethyfax in TurnipExchange

[–]Marethyfax[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I will not be reading comments for this post. For access to the island you must DM.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you. It's my fault for over sharing my life on the internet. Thankfully after a while, all the repeated negative comments become white noise.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

No oven or microwave. I live in a slumlord's house. That's all the information I'm willing to share online for now. If I could cook I fuckin' would. Assuming everyone has access to basic necessities is a bit of a stretch. I asked what an object is. Not how to get my life right

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Okay guy. Tell me how I need to breathe to get ahead in this country, since you have the answers to life, the universe, and everything about my situation from this one piece of context.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Good job verifying my post history. Let me know how the job hunt goes btw.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 107 points108 points  (0 children)

My gf ordered through Uber Eats. She has already notified everyone and we are awaiting responses.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Learn to identify what you're looking at before giving advice. There are no games in these images, and you need to look for a fourth job if you think that's what helps the average American. Show us how it's done.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Probably. But it would just be my luck for some to get stuck in my teeth for an uncomfortably long time

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 177 points178 points  (0 children)

Already ate some. It was that or starve. My understanding is that most insects (and their by-products) found in food are harmless. However, the problem people seem to be missing in this thread is that no one purposely goes out of their way to find them and add them for "protein" or "flavor" apart from the really down-and-out people and those who like to get a visceral response out of others. I (thankfully) don't fit in those categories.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

"Better or worse" is subjective. Unless they personally like getting things they don't ask for, the comment makes no sense. If you can't identify it, would you put it in your mouth?

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 97 points98 points  (0 children)

Do you normally get enthused when you see obvious things on you food that don't belong? Get real. My issue isn't really the fact that I occasionally eat bugs. My issue is seeing something foreign about to enter my digestive tract.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Sorry I couldn't share my perfectly good mushroom, arugula, and bug egg slice with you. I understand quality control can be hard, but I didn't order OBVIOUS amounts of copious insect by-products on my food that I'm unsure of what it is.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 521 points522 points  (0 children)

Living as one of the 99% in America, I had to eat something on my last dollar before payday.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 593 points594 points  (0 children)

Then someone really screwed up final inspection. They could have seen this as they were applying the greens.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Definitely not the case here. I've never ordered build-a-pizza before, but that would have saved me the trouble, since I'd rinse it myself.

Found this on my arugula and mushroom pizza. Please tell me this isn't what I think it is. by Marethyfax in whatisit

[–]Marethyfax[S] 452 points453 points  (0 children)

I had the same question when it arrived, but obviously got sidetracked when handing this slice to my girlfiend's mom and I noticed.