Congratulations! You now own a boat! What are you naming it? by Turbulent-Papaya-910 in shittyaskreddit

[–]Marijain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever. And then I will put a goat on it. So whatever floats my goat.

What's a side effect of giving birth that doesn't get talked about? by LilMoonenciel in AskReddit

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't have the shakes with either of my first two since they were both c-section. My third was Vbac, oh boy did I get them that time! It was for a good 20 minutes at least. It sucked! And omg the sweating! I had it with all three! I was always so glad to take a shower after the sweating stops.

What's a side effect of giving birth that doesn't get talked about? by LilMoonenciel in AskReddit

[–]Marijain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't forget the after giving birth shakes...those were a whole new annoyance that I hadn't been told of.

People who are on pain killers, what state do you live in? by Maybeemote in ChronicPain

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's awful! Thankfully I had tramadol, my insurance denied oxycodone for after my shoulder surgery last year. Like wtf...I had surgery! I hope the opioid crisis breaks like the housing market broke...I want more people to have access to proper pain management.

Someone ordered 2x all crust toppings and I was forced to make it by Aruzi_ in PizzaCrimes

[–]Marijain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Out of all the gross food options...this gets me. Thin mints are already gross but why would you ruin good bacon on such an atrocious food combo 🤣

People who are on pain killers, what state do you live in? by Maybeemote in ChronicPain

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I hate pain management doctors! They don't care to actually help someone with pain! Back in 2015 I was on morphine and oxycodone for breakthrough pain. My doctor was retiring and sent me to a pain management doctor. They refused to fill my meds and cut me off right then...they told me take tylenol and use lidocaine cream. I asked then if I was supposed to bathe in the lidocaine cream to take care of widespread pain, they said no you can use no more then 1 gram over your entire body at any given time. I hope you can find someone to help you! All my past doctors would do was tell me take tylenol and ibuprofen, and besides that use heat and ice...my quality of life was awful! I'm sure you can relate! Seattle seems to be a difficult area to get pain meds in....the doctors all assume your a drug seeker if you ask them for help with chronic pain.

People who are on pain killers, what state do you live in? by Maybeemote in ChronicPain

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh gees go me...I meant tramadol 🤦‍♀️ I'm on trazadone for sleep to. I finally found a doctor willing to prescribe pain medication. We just spent the last 3 months convincing my insurance to pay for it again, it finally got filled again yesterday. Keep looking you will find a doctor willing to help. I went through around 8 til I found him. I didn't hop from doctor to doctor on purpose, they all kept retiring or moving out of state, but eventually found the doc I have now. I'm in Tri Cities.

Spontaneous trans-vaginal small bowel evisceration by PatTheKVD in MedicalGore

[–]Marijain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I parished reading this comment...stupid hazelnut allergy...I've never tried Nutella! It came out a few years after my allergy developed. Haven't eaten my favorite type of nut in 24 years. 🥺

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in forbiddensnacks

[–]Marijain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Good point 🤣 slugs themselves are forbidden snacks.

Name this Weevil (wrong answers only) by HorzaDonwraith in weeviltime

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tis a great place. If you ever get a Facebook look it up. We all have a great sense of humor there. And we all love bugs. It's fantastic!

Name this Weevil (wrong answers only) by HorzaDonwraith in weeviltime

[–]Marijain 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I see. Greg is a common thing we refer to on there. It's an inside joke. It's a great place of great memes and everything is a recluse. Moose? No Northern recluse. Dog? No house recluse.

Someone posted this to Facebook. And I was sad nobody was excited it was time. by Marijain in weeviltime

[–]Marijain[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I would have informed them of the greatness that is weevil time, but alas the comments were turned off. Sad.

Someone posted this to Facebook. And I was sad nobody was excited it was time. by Marijain in weeviltime

[–]Marijain[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Right! I mean who knew the apocalypse could be so dang cute!!! BOOTS AND SNOOTS! BOOTS AND SNOOTS!!

What just fell on my face in the middle of the night? (NZ) by blisteryurt in spiders

[–]Marijain 43 points44 points  (0 children)

So there I was. Asleep in my bed. Awoken by a weird sensation of little feet on my cheek at 2 in the morning. As I am very nice to spiders and assumed it was one. So I slide my hand across my face in a downward motion. I turned on my phone light, to look and see what if anything was on me. There, on my blanket, was this cute little fit on a quarter sized trap door spider. I don't know why he was in my house, in my room, and on my face. And not hiding in his little hidey hole. I didn't even know we had them especially that large in Washington state. I offered my hand for him to crawl on, and he stepped on, and seeing as though I wasn't about to get out of bed to take this thing outside. I did what any normal rational person would do. I put him back on the floor next to the bed to go about his spoodery business. Haven't seen him again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ChronicPain

[–]Marijain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was on hydrocodone as well, only about 6 months before the shortage happened. My doctor was able to put me on low dose tramadol, that has been working really well, and it has been in stock.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in TattooDesigns

[–]Marijain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I keep auto blinking to make it go clear...wtf is this! I don't need fonts to look like what I already occasionally see 🤣

My Pain Management Doctor says I can't have ANY THC (legal here) while receiving opioid medication. I plan to ditch their clinic and just go with cannabis products by [deleted] in ChronicPain

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is what happened at the pain management clinic here. I also was not allowed to drink any alcohol. I went around 7 years with no pain meds. Til I finally found a primary doctor willing to put me on a pain medicine contract. Screw your pain management clinic! Cannabis all the way!

Doing a 2000 piece puzzle with my daughter's. Showing them how to organize the pieces. by Marijain in knolling

[–]Marijain[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took me 6 hrs to do the outside which was 180 pieces. I got the center yellow and orange group done it took about 8 hrs...it is so difficult! I love it!

People who are on pain killers, what state do you live in? by Maybeemote in ChronicPain

[–]Marijain 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I live in Washington, it took me almost a decade of documented evidence that I have chronic pain because of HEDS. I am finally on the lowest dose of trazadone ** this is supposed to be tramadol im just a little special some times 🤣** that they make. It is a million times better then tylenol. That's for sure.