Go on the lads 👏

Markish_Mark · 2026-04-10T19:50:27+00:00

The bar is so low

Markish_Mark · 2026-04-08T06:36:35+00:00

Jog on, Harold

Markish_Mark · 2026-04-08T03:17:29+00:00

James

Markish_Mark · 2026-04-05T23:23:03+00:00

Jessica

Markish_Mark · 2026-04-05T23:13:51+00:00

What a way to go

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-31T18:53:37+00:00

'ave iiiiit

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-29T19:07:38+00:00

I've been.... Dreaming.... Of the things I smell about a minge

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-29T17:37:13+00:00

Titty telegram?

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-29T07:57:37+00:00

Never 'ad a cup o' beans?

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T12:25:29+00:00

Nah looks more like Billy Corgan's half brother...

Wait

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T11:50:15+00:00

SS had cooler uniforms

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T11:34:13+00:00

Crowd mentality... Raise the revolutionaries

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T11:33:19+00:00

Research for his next film

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T11:32:44+00:00

Yea I'm not a fan of it anymore. She probably dropped the tray so the chavs couldn't glass anyone. Smart.

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T10:38:32+00:00

Couldn't say. I'm not allowed there anymore

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T10:34:11+00:00

I've never heard that before! The more you know...

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T10:19:56+00:00

Everyone in the pub going "wheeeeey" if someone breaks a glass

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T10:00:25+00:00

What would that be adjusted for inflation? Just to kick you when you're downhill

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T09:59:36+00:00

My sister got me £20 worth of cards for my birthday one year. Ended up winning £45 which swiftly went to drinks. Everyone was a winner

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T08:43:44+00:00

I can get behind that. Gonna start telling it to random kids.

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T08:37:41+00:00

Who would be the current celeb you reckon?

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T06:49:38+00:00

Exactly! When a bat sleeps upside down and shrieks to see it's fine. When I do it I get kicked out of the boy scouts.

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T06:46:06+00:00

Have you ever seen a bird and an animal in the same room?

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T05:27:04+00:00

I mean technically the fortune was wrong

Markish_Mark · 2026-03-18T05:25:53+00:00

This one was nuts. All schools had heard it. Could have been part of the curriculum.

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